NOPE

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"If you die I'm gonna laugh."-J

"What the hell!  That's messed up."-C

"I was being honest at least!"-J

"For the first time in forever!"-C

"Don't."-J

"I'm going to."-C

"Shut up."-J

"N. O.  No."-C

"I feel bad for you."-J

"Why?  Because I have to deal with you?"-C

"Rude.  And no, because you have to deal with you."-J

"That was mean.  I might cry.  How would you feel if I cried?"-C

"Good.  I'd laugh if you cried."-J

"What?!  That's so messed up!"-C

"Don't snap at me just because I'm being honest!"-J

"Then be lest honest!"-C

"Fine.  I'm sorry."-J

"Thank y- hey hold on!  Was that a lie?."-C

"No."-J

"It was a lie!  You're lying!"-C

"No."-J

"Yes you are!"-C

"No."-J

"Stop saying no!"-C

"No."-J

"Fine then."-C

"Fine."-J

"Jayden?"-C

"What?"-J

"Hah!  You said something other than no!"-C

"Nope."-J

"You did.  I heard it with my own ears."-C

"Nuh-uh."-J

"Uh-huh."-C

"No."-J

"Yes."-C

"Lies."-J

"I'm being honest!"-C

"You're being stupid."-J

"Hey!  Why are you so rude all the time?"-C

"Because."-J

"Because why?"-C

"Because it's funny."-J

"That's so messed up."-C

"Face it man, you're stalling.  Now hurry up and climb."-J

"No!  I'll die!"-C

"If you die I'm gonna laugh."-J

(And then it goes on)

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