Cupid's Push - Bunny

Chapter 9

"Oh my god! Kenny!" Cartman says, running up to Kenny frantically.

"Woah dude, relax. What is it?"

"Your girlfriend literally just kissed me!"

"Goodbye."

"No please, I'm seriously! She actually kissed me!"

"I don't think that's possible."

"Wait, I have proof!" He takes the camera from his pocket.

"Why would there just be a random camera around for no reason, so conveniently at the time of when 'she kissed you?'"

"I don't know dude, but I swear I was just talking to her like a normal person, and then I saw a camera!"

"Ugh, fine. Just show me."

Cartman pulls up the video and begins to play it. Kenny watches closely.

"Look, I don't know why a camera was there, or why Nicole kissed you, if she did. Either way, I still trust her. Nicole's a nice girl, I'm sure she had good intentions."

"Alright then Kenny. Just be careful, okay?"

"Yeah, thanks for the warning I guess."

Cartman walks away with his arms behind his back. Alright, guess that didn't work.. What else can I do?

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Butters skips down the street singing cheerfully. He is wandering around, due to the fact he has no homework and nothing to do. Besides, he needs it. It's been a little unsettling dealing with all this love nonsense.

But of course, he has to run into Kenny.

"Hey Butters! Have you seen Nicole anywhere?"

"Umm.. no, sorry. Wait! Now that I think about it, I'm fairly sure that she's having a sleepover at her house tonight."

"Ah, okay! Thanks Leo!" he says, hugging him.

Butters hugs back sadly.

"Anytime.."

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Kenny knocks on Nicole's door. She walks downstairs and opens it.

"Hey gi- wait.. Kenny? Hey babe! What are you doing here?"

"Well um.. I heard something happened today at school.. I want to talk about it."

"Alright? Come in." He walks in and she shuts the door.

"What's up?"

"I heard you kissed Cartman.. is this true?"

"Oh that! Yeah, I did."

"What?!"

"Yeah he asked me to do it for some stupid play, so I helped him."

He face palms. "Of course.. that makes more sense."

"What do you mean?"

"I'll talk to you later, I've got some business to take care of."

Kenny leaves and rushes to Cartman's house. He knocks on the door again. Liane opens it.

"Oh hello there Kenny! Eric's up in his room if you're looking for him!"

"Thanks."

He makes his way up the stairs slowly, and pauses at Cartman's room door, narrowing his eyes as he reaches his hand up to the knob.