Cupid's Push - Bunny

Chapter 15

(back to 3rd person)

As Butters is about to go on stage, he begins to recall what has happened lately.

Now that I think about it, my life has been quite chaotic. I mean.. I find out someone gave a fake letter to Kenny, and that he liked me.. but then I liked him. That is, up until he got me hit by a car. But, maybe that wasn't his fault entirely. He was blinded by his love for Nichole.. and I was the one that let my emotions overwhelm me. Now here I am, about to pole dance in front of him. Oh gee, how strange. I guess that's just how South Park is though. Whatever, let's tear this stage up!

He opens the door and begins to walk forward. A wave of confidence washes over him as he starts to strut. Take Your Shirt Off by Millionaires slowly begins to play as he walks towards the pole. People in the crowd look at him curiously. At this moment he is wearing a sweater and some tight pants. He reaches the pole and subtly puts one hand on it.

Kenny finishes up paying some girls for lap dances and such, and looks up. He lets out a gasp, completely taken by surprise.

"I-Is that?.."

Butters begins to slowly spin around the pole, adding some extra movement and placing another hand on it. He then pulls away for a moment, and moves his hand to his shirt. Quiet whispers of discussion from the crowd are heard. He removes his sweater slowly and throws it on the ground, showing his very revealing devil outfit. Then, he removes his pants and tosses them to the ground as well, displaying his red G-string. Kenny sits at his booth, staring in shock. Yet, he can't help but feel enticed..

Butters returns to the pole, and grabs it, beginning to spin around more hastily. He brings himself up and clings his legs around it, making some extra motions to add to the performance. Kenny looks at him in awe, his eye twitching slightly. 

Leo notices Kenny looking at him and blushes slightly, looking away quickly. He comes back down and squats down slightly, raising back up in a slow seductive manner. Kenny covers his mouth in disbelief.

Butters finally finishes up with his performance after a little while and the girl from before begins to speak. "Give it up for the first-timer, Teivel everyone!"

Everyone claps and Butters actually feels proud of himself. He waves and blows a kiss before walking back into the room he was in earlier. He then sits on a bench and the girl walks in, offering him a bottle of water.

"That was awesome, newbie! Especially for a first time!"

"Thank you." he says as he pants.

"Your clothes are in the changing room still, go change again and then you can give me the outfit back. I'll also give you the money."

"Okay, thanks!" He walks into the room and recollects himself. "Oh, hamburgers! That was insane! The look on Kenny's face.. Oh no! I completely forgot, how am I gonna approach him after this? Whatever, I'll think about that later.." He changes into his original clothes and gives the uniform back to the lady.

"Hey um, I never even asked what your name is."

"I'm Red!"

"Wait.. Red? Aren't you in my school?"

"Uhm!- No, you must be thinking of someone else. Here's your money." She hands him a stack of cash. He counts the money.

"Six-hundred dollars?! That's a lot!"

"Yeah well, since it was just one time, and since you did so well, you deserve it. It really helped us out. About that, I was wondering if you might want to do this again.."

"Like, as an actual job?" His eyes light up.

"Yeah, that was amazing! I bet it would be unbelievable if you practiced even more! Plus, we could really use an extra member."

"I-I'll think about it!"

"Great! Here's my number." She hands him a piece of paper.

"Thank you! I'm gonna be on my way now."

"Alrighty! I hope to see you again, Butters!"

"Wait- how do you know my nick-"

"Bye-bye!" she interrupts him.

"Oh- alright, bye!" he walks away and exits the building.

"A job?- as a stripper? Wow.."

He spots Kenny glancing at him after just walking outside, and beginning to run towards him.

"Oh shit!"