"And we can't just escape because of what again exactly?" An annoyed princess asked as she stared out of her sister's window boredly. big brown eyes peered around the dark land that surrounded them."Must I say it so many times my younger sister? We as princesses must stay in this horrid tower and await-" The female toned the redhead out and started to mock her quietly.
"Who shall slay the dragon below and rescue us. Then we marry them and live happily ever after! Oh, can't you just imagine?!" The female squealed and hugged her pillow close to her chest as a deep crimson blush appeared on her cheeks.
"Ms. Fiona Charming! It just sounds so wonderful!"
"And you've read too many fairytale books." The curly-haired female taunted as she threw her pillow toward her sister's face. The girl scoffed and picked up hers and chucked it causing the female to laugh and dodge.
They both each grabbed a pillow and ran around the entire room pillow fighting and giggling. They soon sighed and collapsed onto the bed. They both looked at each other with the raven-haired female raising her hand into the air causing her sister to smile and grip it into hers.
"Promise me this Fiona, when we get rescued you better not forget about me." The female nodded.
"Never (y/n), let's hope we get rescued by the nicest, kindest, most handsome guys out there."
//Somewhere Else\\
A group of village men carrying pitchforks and fire logs slowly walked the trail, deep into the forest looking for a particular swamp. They've been terrorized by the ogre brothers for far too long and they wanted to put a stop to it.
A large dark shadow appeared behind them causing one of them to take notice and quickly turn around but paused as he saw the vast forest of darkness. He sighed and placed a hand on his head before turning around and mumbling about going crazy.
The shadow reappeared and let out a sinister chuckle causing the male to gasp and quickly turn around followed by two others who heard it.
"C-Come out! Show yourself!" He called and he swung the chunk of firewood around widely. When no one answered the three looked at each other before quickly jogging after the group.
They soon made it to a clearing, peering over the bushes as they stared inside the window of a tree house.
"He's in there men." The leader spoke in a whisper. "First we burn their house! Then we burn them!" They cheered quietly causing the ogre to take notice and with a slight smirk, he slipped his way out of the back door.
Feeling the anticipation and adrenaline in his veins, one man couldn't wait anymore he began to walk forward with a glare.
"Alright men! Let's get em-"
"Whoa hold on man!" One whispered yelled as he shot his arm towards the male's chest to stop him. "Do you know what that thing will do to you?"
"Yea! They'll grind your bones to make their bread."
"Well, that would actually be a giant." The group of men gasped and quickly turned around only to stare in horror as they trailed their gazes upwards towards a male that stood seven feet tall with long purple hair placed into a bun. He wore large black pants, a white long sleeve, and black boots.
The male looked down at them with a confused face as he pondered on his next thought. Softly tapping his thick finger against his chin.
"See Ogres, they're much worse." He widen his eyes and smiled evilly before taking a small step forward causing the men to take a step back.
"They'll make soup from your freshly peeled skin."
"No!" One man cried out on the verge of tears.
"They'll shave your liver!"
"Oh no!"
"SQUEEZE THE JELLY FROM YOUR EYES! Ya know I heard it was quite good on toast."
"Your right." The men stopped walking and slowly turned around only to freeze in horror as they stared at the gigantic ogre behind them. One man gulped down his fear and swayed the fire stick in front of the green giant.
"B-Back! Stay back beast! I warn ya!" The ogre's lips squeezed into a thin line as he looked up towards the purple-haired male who covered his mouth and looked towards the side. He sighed and shook his head before licking his fingers and placing them onto the fire causing it to sizzle out.
"O-oh...right." The purple man stiffened and tried to hold back his laughter while his half-brother sighed and placed his hands on his hips.
"Good now?" The male calmed down and cleared his throat before holding a thumbs up. Both smirked evilly and held up their hands before letting out the scariest ear-piercing scream anyone's ever heard causing the males to scream in fear and hug onto each other.
After about five minutes the brothers stopped and wiped their mouths and smirked as the men still continued to scream. It soon died out slowly causing them to gasp for air and stand in shock. The ogre smirked and cupped his hands to his mouth and whispered low.
"I believe this is the part where you run away." The men gasped and quickly took off while tripping after one another. The Ogre let out a belly of a laugh and patted his brother's back.
"Alright then, let's get dinner."
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💜Shy Love 💜 Jack Horner x Reader ~Book One~
FanfictionJack Horner is Shrek's younger half-brother. Watch these two as they try to protect their swap, befriend a donkey, and rescue two princesses stuck in captivity. Have I gone too far off the deep end? Probably