You and Eren were sitting together on the couch.His arm over your shoulder as you snuggled up into his side.
"Hey Eren,"
"Hmmm?"
"Don't we have to start learning how to be parents already?"
"What do you mean?"
"Like,learn how to properly change them and dress them and cover them up"
"Nah,don't think so"
"What do you mean 'don't think so?"
"Well...I think I'm a good parent already"
At this point you couldn't believe what he was saying.He said it so boldly as if he was 100% sure it was true.You were trying not to laugh,but you couldn't hold it anymore.
"What's so funny?"
"Weeell...do you really think you'll make a great parent?"
"If course I will.Why do you ask?"
"Because you won't even wear matching socks unless I find them for you"
"So?"
"Ok,let me ask you this.What do babies eat?"
"Food..."
He answered the question as if it was obvious.
"What kind of food?"
"Well,foods that are mashed or easy to chew"
"Yeah,you're right but what about newborn babies?"
"Well,that depends on the baby's liking.So,it's between breast milk or powdered milk"
You couldn't believe he actually new.Guys usually don't know ANYTHING about babies.
"How did you know all that?"
"My mom told me"
He said with a shrug,he was still staring at his phone since you two started talking.
"Your mom taught you?When did she show you?"
"She started telling me things about babies since I brought you to meet my family.Turns out she liked you and she wanted you to be the mother of her grandchildren.But I always ignored her when she told me this because it was my choice after all.But I didn't ignore the lessons.I might be stupid but I'm NOT an idiot"
"....You do know there's no difference,right?"
"(F/n),if there was really no difference then why would they be seperate words?"
"That's...because...well..."
As you fumbled for words he smirked and looked at you out of the corner of his eye.
"It's okay (f/n),you'll be a great parent...even if I'm better than you"
"Hey!"
He just laughed as you gave him a death glare.
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