"1000 bottles of soda on the wall, 1000 bottles of soda". Ruggie wanted to pass the time and found this to be the best way to do so. "Take one down, toss it around, 999 bottles of soda on the wall".
"No no no, you are not doing that". Jamil didn't want to risk his sanity. Though he already had.
"What's a soda?". Kai asked.
"It's like a flavored drink that people drink. It's pretty unhealthy, but they don't care". The hyena answered.
"Why do you have 1000 bottles of soda? And why are you taking it down and tossing it around?". The mer shark was pondering what that meant.
"It's a saying. People usually use that to pass the time when they are waiting".
"But wouldn't that make time go slower since you're pondering around each bottle?".
"Well…yes, but it can also be fun if people join in with you".
That sparked a light bulb for Kalim. "999 bottles of soda on the wall, 999 bottles of soda. You take one down, you toss it around, 998 bottles of soda on the wall".
Jamil was mortified.
The others decided to join in. "998 bottles-"
"947 bottles".
"862 bottles".
"793 bottles".
Silver was about to fall asleep.
"621 bottles".
He did, but they had to wake him up to lead them.
585 bottles".
Jamil was about to go crazy or maybe kill someone, probably both.
"439 bottles".
"340 bottles".
"217 bottles".
"108 bottles".
"58 bottles".
"1 bottle on the wall, only 1 bottle of soda on the wall. You take one down, you pass it around, 0 bottles of soda on the wall". They finally finished.
“The torture is finally done!”. Jamil could cry tears of happiness.
“99-”. The hyena tried to start Jamil's suffering once more
“Don’t even think about it, Ruggie!”. Jamil went to shut the hyena's mouth. Hoping that it wouldn’t open again.
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