[Open on the exterior. Cut to a video recording of 's eye.]
Luz: [Voiceover.] And here we have the most fearsome creature in the world, the King of Demons. [The video zooms out to show King trying to tear a sock off his nose.] Facing his natural enemy, the ducky sock!
King: [Grunting, tears the sock into pieces, then punches the remnants.] Where are you now, ducky sock? HAHAHA
Y/n: Aww, a cute little dictator at work.
Luz: So, why'd you call us here again?
King: Oh, yeah. [Grunting, climbs up a table.] Luz, Y/n, you've been so obsessed with witchcraft and swordsmanship that you haven't learned anything about my kind. Prepare yourself for... [Rips off a curtain to reveal a corkboard of photos of various demons; puts on a hat and spins the cord on top of it.] Demons 101. Demons like me are grim tricksters of the twilight, creatures of sulfur and bone.
Luz: [Zooming in with her camera.] And cute little paws.
King: [Sighs.] And cute little paws. True. We live only to create chaos and misery. Our only weaknesses are purified water and passive-aggressive comments. Sometimes.
Luz: Oh, you guys are sensitive.
Y/n: That's surprisingly kinda wholesome
King: Even demons have inner demons. [Tears off one of the pictures to reveal a snarling demon.] The most powerful demon of all is the Snaggleback. He's a—Luz: Bad boy! [A colored filter appears over the screen, followed by several stickers. Luz aims her phone down and taps on her screen.]
Y/n: [Couldn't help but smile and snicker.] Now Luz, pay attention. This information could save our lives someday.
Luz: No, no. I am so paying attention. This is my paying attention face. [Nodding.] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
[Lightning crashes, immediately followed by a thunder rumble. Luz, Y/n, and King look outside.]
King: Uh-oh. Looks like it's gonna rain.
Luz: [Gasps.] I love the rain.
Y/n: Yeah, the smell and sound of the rain just hit just right.
King: Hey, wait!
Luz: [Opens the door, exhales.] I always love feeling the first few drops in my hair. [Kneels down to talk to a flower.] I bet you do too, little buddy. [A water drop drops down to the flower, making it wither and die immediately.] What?
Y/n: Oh right, Boiling Isles logic.
Eda: [Runs to the house.] Boiling rain! Everybody, inside now! [Eda grabs their arms and yeets the both of them inside. Objects crash and clatter.] Phew! That was close. But the important thing is you didn't get hurt.
[Both of them are lying painfully on the floor and groaning. Cut to the outside of the Owl House, where King is putting a bandage on a burn on Luz's arm and Y/n's hand. He puts another bandage on his snout.]King: Look, now we're boo-boo buddies.
Y/n: That's the cutest thing you have ever said.
Luz: [Squeals, then falls over looking at King.] Oh, my gosh, I love you so much. [Looks at Eda, who is creating a spell under a force field.] A boiling rainstorm on the Boiling Isles. The weather here is so fun.
Eda: Yeah, we don't have weather. We have plagues, gorenados, shale hail, painbows.
King: It's like a rainbow but looking at it turns you inside out.
[Y/n is visibly disturbed while Luz pulls the drawstrings of her hoodie closed.]
Eda: So, until the boiling rain stops, no one is allowed outside tonight.
King: And if the rain doesn't get you, the Snaggleback will. [Opens a book, showing Snaggleback images.] They wander the rain, feeding on boiled tourists.
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The Witch and The Swordsman (The Owl House x Male Reader/Self-Insert)
AdventureY/n and Luz are best friends who have gone through thick and thin. But this time, they will go through thicker and thinner. They are both considered... "weird" by others but to them, they are just being themselves. What if that weirdness gets them s...