[Open on a Slayground in the middle of Bonesborough. Several baby-track Hexside students are there. A sign at the front gate reads "THE SLAYGROUND funded by the Bonesborough department of parks & wreck". Cut to a sign above a bench that reads "ALL BLOODTHIRSTY MONSTERS MUST BE LEASHED". Eda, Luz, and Y/n are sitting on a bench under the sign.]
Luz: [Visibly nervous.] What if he gets hurt? What if the kids are mean to him? [Gasps.] My parental instincts are freaking out, man.
Y/n: Frist mama Eda, now mama Luz.
Eda: He's fine. Look at him.
[Cut to King trying to climb the slide.]
Luz: It does look like he's having fun. Aw. I wonder what cute little game he's playing.
King: Stand back, cretins. [Grunting as he reaches the top.] Yes! Yes! This is a throne worthy of a tyrant. Bow to me you snotty underlings. Bow! [Kids continue to play and one kid pushes King down the slide to show him how the slide works.] Whoa, whoa! [Screams, grunts.] Eda! [Runs to his friends, clings to Luz's leg.] That monster took my throne.
Eda: You mean the baby?
King: No, the usurper. I want you to go over there and blow him up. Kaboom!
Eda: [Unscrews Owlbert from her staff.] Yeah, I'm not using Owlbert to blow up a five-year-old. He's got better things to do. Like this... [Pets him.]
Luz: Aw, what a sweetie. How did you get him?
Eda: Get? I made Owlbert from the branch of an ancient tree. He's my palisman and we're bonded for life. [Owlbert hops to her shoulder, nuzzling her cheek.] I'd annihilate anyone who'd hurt him.
Y/n: Awww, that's so cute.
(Just imagine Y/n sitting next to Luz.)
Luz: Hey, what's that? [Points to Owlbert's foot, which seems to have a hole.]
Eda: That's his interlock. So he only fits on to my staff. Every palisman has one. [As she speaks, everything but her, her staff, and the bench disappears. She gasps.] Luz? [She stands and looks around the void. Both her staff and the bench disappear.] Hello?
Luz's voice: [Echoing.] Eda?
Eda: Luz!
[The real world returns as Luz and Owlbert look over Eda.]
Luz: Eda! Eda! Wake up!
[Eda's eyes open. She is now laying down on the bench.]
Y/n: Are you all right? [Helps Eda up.]
Eda: [Shudders.] What? Oh, no. The curse. Hey, we have to get home. Now! [Picks up her staff and leaves.]
Luz: King we have to go!
King: Five more minutes, please!
Y/n: Come on King. This is important.
King: Ugh... fine, but this place will face my revenge!
[Cut to the Owl House, where Eda tosses her staff to the couch. She yawns and flops face first onto the couch.]
Luz: I'll go get your elixir.
Eda: [Muffled.] Don't worry about it. I'll get it myself in a bit.
Luz: Do you need me to stay home and take care of you? [Gasps.] I could put King in a little doctor's outfit. [Everyone looks at King and he responds with a "Meh?"]
YOU ARE READING
The Witch and The Swordsman (The Owl House x Male Reader/Self-Insert)
AdventureY/n and Luz are best friends who have gone through thick and thin. But this time, they will go through thicker and thinner. They are both considered... "weird" by others but to them, they are just being themselves. What if that weirdness gets them s...
