[Open on the living room. Y/n is doing his exercises (dumbbell curls), King is watching videos on Luz's phone, and Luz is using a magnifying glass to look at a flower.]
Luz: Come on! Work this time. [Replicates plant glyph, activates it, gasps when a flower successfully grows.] Yes! Check it out, my glyph skills are blossoming!
Y/n: [Finishes his set.]Haha, nice.
King: You think that's impressive? Check this out! Two warriors battling to the death! [On the phone, two cats meow. One prepares to pounce on the other but falls on its back. Luz looks at the open portal door.] Senseless violence. Yes, attack! Death is your god!
Luz: I regret teaching you about the Internet.
Y/n: Trust me, it only gets worse... [He changes shirt.]King: Hah! What possible regrets could come from the Internet? Oh! Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?
Y/n: Motherfu-
Luz: Yep, that's not right. [She takes her phone back as it vibrates. She got a text from her mom reading, "How's camp today, cariño? <3, Mamá." Luz gulps. She starts typing "I", then deletes it. "I'm" and "It" are also typed and quickly deleted. She ends up sending a thumbs-up emoji 👍.] Good enough.
Y/n: [Looks at her phone.] Ha, welcome to my world.King: Ah, a severed hand! Perfect response.
[Luz flops down on the couch and puts a pillow on her face.]
Luz: [Muffled.] Ugh! What am I supposed to say? [Sits up; normal.] "Hey, Mom, not at camp actually! I'm in the demon realm learning to be a witch! Also, did you know demons and magic are real?" She. Will. End me.
Y/n: Huh... now that you mention it, I wonder what am I supposed to say to my parents. Aw great, why did you remind me.
King: They'd be freaked out by our world anyway. So actually, by keeping the truth from them, you're doing them a favor!
Luz: Hm. The demon on my shoulder makes a good point.
King: Always trust a shoulder demon! [He takes the phone. Hooty opens the door.]
Hooty: Hoot hoot, Luz! Time to fill up that darling little head of yours with... [Regurgitates a stack of books onto the ground.] Mm-hmm. Delicious knowledge!
[Willow and Gus look in from the doorway.]Gus: Please hurry!
Willow: The more I look at him, the more uncomfortable I get.Luz: Hehe. [Finger guns her friends; kisses King's head.] Don't spend all day watching YouTube, 'kay?
King: I forge my own path!
Y/n: [Grabs his cloak and his sword.] Haha, you little goofball.
[Cut to Hexside. The spider kindergarten teacher decorates the halls with streamers.The halls are decked out with balloons made of abomination goop and other decorations. Luz, Gus, Willow, and Y/n enter.]
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The Witch and The Swordsman (The Owl House x Male Reader/Self-Insert)
AdventureY/n and Luz are best friends who have gone through thick and thin. But this time, they will go through thicker and thinner. They are both considered... "weird" by others but to them, they are just being themselves. What if that weirdness gets them s...