𝚃𝚘𝚔𝚢𝚘 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜

Incorrect quotes pt.1

*Mikey is substitute teaching*
Student: What did you say?
Mikey: I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom's a h**!

Mikey: Operation no more distractions is a go!
*not even 10 seconds later*
Mikey: Oh, look! A butterfly!

Baji, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
Baji, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, f*** you.

Draken: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

Koko: I would do anything for money.
*later*
Koko, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

Koko: And I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse. 

 Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Chifuyu* 

Chifuyu: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10. 

Baji: What do you call disobeying the law?
Toman: A hobby.
Baji: *crosses their arms*
Toman: That we do not engage in.

Chifuyu: So, according to my university, it is, quote, "my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department."
Chifuyu: Now, if you're a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.
Chifuyu: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

Koko: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?

Takemitchy: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

Mikey: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep. 

Emma: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That's just not cool or groovy.

Takemitchy: A fistfight CAN be romantic

Takemitchy: The best person I know is myself. 

I'm definitely making more parts this was too funny