✨Incorrect quotes pt.5✨

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We back at again folks let's get into it 🧐

Angry: *Gently taps table*
Smiley: *Taps back*
Ran: What are they doing?
Rindou: Morse code.
Angry: *Aggressively taps table*
Smiley: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Inui : What does 'take out' mean?
Koko: Food.
Taiju : Dating
Mikey : Murder
Draken: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Hina: Dammit, Emma!
Emma: What?! It wasn't me!
Hina: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Yuzuha!
Yuzuha: Not me either.
Hina: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Senju : *whistles*

*The squad right before takemitchy wedding*

Draken: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Kazutora : Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Pachin: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Baji: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Mitsuya, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

'Can I copy the homework?'
Mikey: I can help you with it!
Draken: Yeah, sure.
Kazutora : Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Pachin: lol nope.
Baji: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Mitsuya: Read 5:55pm*

Mikey: Croissants: dropped
Draken: Road: works ahead
Kazutora : BBQ sauce: on my titties
Pachin: Shavacado: fre
Baji: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead  
Mitsuya, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Y/n: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Mikey: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Smiley: More or less, I guess...
Angry: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Baji: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Chifuyu: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

Y/n: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Mikey: Nope, absolutely not.
Smiley: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Angry: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Baji: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Chifuyu: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Y/n: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Sanzu: Several traffic violations.
Ran: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Rindou: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Izana: Also, that's not our car.

Smiley: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Angry : I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it

 Don't forget to sleep,eat,and drink

-rainydaysimp

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