𝚃𝚘𝚔𝚢𝚘 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜

✨Incorrect quotes pt.4✨

This will have a special twist because I've used wheel of named Sorry for the  cursed quotes😅

*Toman is over at Y/n's house*
Inui: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Y/n: ... N-No...
Y/n, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Inui, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Chifuyu: I see a-
Y/n, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Inui: Oh, well I-
Y/n: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Y/n, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Emma: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Baji: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Y/n: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Y/n: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Y/n, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Y/n: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Senju , pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Y/n:
Inui: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Y/n:
Y/n, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS 

Y/n: I think Chifuyu was right.
Senju: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I toldyou so.'
Baji: They wouldn't do that.
Chifuyu: You're right, Baji. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Chifuyu: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Chifuyu Told You So' on the back*

Senju: Rules are made to be broken.
Sanzu : They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Smiley: Uh, piñatas.
Inui: Glow sticks.
Rindou: Karate boards.
Hanma: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Senju: Rules.
Sanzu :

Chifuyu: Okay, help me please!
Sanzu: Got two words for you.
Chifuyu: I bet they won't be helpful.
Sanzu: Your problem.
Chifuyu: I was right

Draken: What time is it?
Chifuyu: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Chifuyu: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Mitsuya: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Chifuyu: It's 2 am

Baji: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Mitsuya: Nope, absolutely not.
Takemitchy: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Hinata: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Angry: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Kokonoi: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Y/n: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Inui: ...I did. I broke it.
Y/n: No. No you didn't. Senju?
Senju: Don't look at me. Look at Ran.
Ran: What?! I didn't break it.
Senju: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Ran: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Senju: Suspicious.
Ran: No, it's not!
Izana: If it matters, probably not, but Mikey was the last one to use it.
Mikey: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Izana: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Mikey: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Izana!
Inui: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Y/n.
Y/n: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Izana: Y/n... Senju's been awfully quiet.
Senju: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Y/n, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Y/n: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Y/n:
Y/n: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Y/n: I CAN'T DO IT!
Mikey, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Y/n: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Draken: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Y/n:
Y/n: I appreciate it,
Y/n: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Mitsuya: Y/n-
Y/n: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Kakucho: Y/n we gotta-
Y/n: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Y/n: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Y/n, motioning to Izana: NOT FUCKING THIS

This was cursed to make have fun in therapy don't forget to eat, drink, and sleep

~Rainydaysimp