✨incorrect quotes pt.2✨

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Draken : I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

Emma: My heart is guarded but like... very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

Inui: A person can really hear themselves think out here.
Inui's mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?
Inui: Well, that was a mistake.

Koko: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

 Inui: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.

 Inui: We always used to do the Wordle rather than take notes in class. 

Koko: To stop us the teacher would always threaten to tell us the answer if we didn't pay attention. 

Koko: STOP!
*Everyone stops*
Koko: wAiT a MiNuTe- 

Rindou, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Izana*
Izana: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

 Izana: Hello, I'm Izana. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.

 Emma or Mikey writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

Izana: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Mikey: cuLt leader.
Izana: God hates me personally.
Mikey: cowBoy hat.
Izana: *sniffles* Trying my best.  

Shinchiro: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

Draken a cop

Cop: You ran a red light.
Mikey: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Mikey: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.

 Mikey: I'm a bad person, I'm a very bad person, I'm a horrible person. 

Toman:

Mikey: No you're not, Mikey! We still love you, Mikey! 

Izana: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned. 

Mikey: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now. 

Mikey: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death. 

Senju: What the fuck.
Sanzu: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
Sanzu: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy. 

Senju : It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged. 

Smiley : Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.

Angry : I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Next up is I for my fav characters smiley and angry 

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