𝚃𝚘𝚔𝚢𝚘 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜

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Baji: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Chifuyu: Wasn't Kazutora with you?
Kazutora : In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

*Toman is having dinner together*
Baji: Chifuyu, can you pass the salt?
Chifuyu: *Throws Kazutora across the table*

Inui: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Koko: Put spaghetti in it.
Inui: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Takemitchy: Put spaghetti in it.
Inui: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Hakkai: Put spaghetti in it.
Inui: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Mitsuya: Bye Hakki! Bye Yuzuha! Bye Mana! Bye Luna! Bye Hakki!
Yuzuha: You said 'bye Hakki' twice.
Mitsuya: I like Hakki.

Mitsuya: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Hakki: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Yuzuha: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Mana: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Luna: My moral code, is that you?
Mitsuya:
Mitsuya: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Mikey : *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Mitsuya: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Mikey : If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Kazutora : Actually I did the math, Mitsuya would have $225, not $0.15.
Mitsuya: Fam I'm right here....
Draken: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Mikey : while you're there could you buy me doriyaki please?
Draken: Sorry I only have a dollar
Mikey : :(
Kazutora : Hey I just realized my friend is right, Mitsuya would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Draken: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Kazutora : You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Baji: Yeah and they want soda and doriyaki 
Kazutora : Apply juice to what
Pachin : Directly to the forehead
Mitsuya: Great chat everyone

Hinata: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Takemitchy: Three words.
Hinata:

I found one of mitsuya's designs