✨incorrect quotes pt. 7✨

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Hi my little doriyakis hru 😊

wheel of names will give us the names for today

*The group is getting into the car*
Rindou: I'm driving.
Draken, out of view: Shotgun!
Kakucho, turning to face Draken: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Draken: WOAH-
Draken, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

Y/n: Croissants: dropped
Inui: Road: works ahead
Hanma : BBQ sauce: on my titties
Yuzuha: Shavacado: fre
Sanzu : Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Smiley:
Smiley, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Ran: *Gently taps table*
Rindou: *Taps back*
Smiley: What are they doing?
Angry : Morse code.
Ran: *Aggressively taps table*
Rindou: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Smiley: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Chifuyu: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Smiley: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.

Koko: You're a loose cannon, Angry.
Angry: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Ran: I think you play by your own rules.
Yuzuha: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Koko: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Angry: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Inui is a loose cannon.
Inui: *smashes a chair*

Angry: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Takemichy: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Senju: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Takemichy: Good thinking.

                                                                     Dies too much gc

Takemichy : Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Ran : >:O language
Mitsuya: Yeah watch your fucking language
Draken : OKAY WHO TAUGHT MITSUYA THE FUCK WORD?
Hinata : 'The fuck word'.
Emma: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Mitsuya: Oh my god they censored it
Hinata : Say fuck, Emma.
Mitsuya: Do it, Emma. Say fuck.

Don't forget to sleep eat drink and sleep

-RainyDaySimp

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