Tuesday, October 15

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I love fifth hour because Chloe,Jenny and I get to work as library shelving assistants

Some kids think the library is a quiet and boring place but we always have a BLAST!

We put books back on the shelves

We Answer the Library Telephone

We put out New Magazines
Even take sneak peeks

We also Authorize Bathroom Passes

And our librarian, Mrs. Peach is super nice

Every Friday she bakes us chocolate chip cookies

I was a little surprised when Mrs.Peach gave me a note saying I was supposed to report to the office immediately

My parents were there waiting for me, they were picking me up from school early because they wanted me to attend the funeral of Mr.Wilbur a local retired businessman and former president of the westchester Exterminator Association

My parents and I had never met him but since exterminators from all over the state were going to be there with their families, dad thought it might be a good idea if we attended too

Basically he wanted to look good in front of the exterminators

I wasn't too excited to be honest

Pure Disco 3 CD the whole drive there and back gave me a headache, they're just lucky there my parents or I would have cursed at them

By the time I'd heard the song "Shake your groove thing" for the the thirty ninth consecutive time, I wanted to jump out of the car window into incoming traffic

They were even singing well my mother swayed her body back and forth

The whole experience ended up being very traumatic for me, I was also upset because I had a bad case of hiccups

YIKES!

During the memorial service, mom kept giving this dirty look like I was hiccuping on purpose but Honestly I could help it.

And this guy named Mr.Hubert got really choked up while he was up there giving the eulogy, mom said it was because Wilbur was his friend

I think my hiccups must have gotten on his nerves because he stopped right in middle of his speech, Gave me evil eye before continuing

My hiccups was driving my family nuts

Afterwards he gave me a glass of water in front of everyone, luckily my hiccups stopped

After all that at the funeral, I'm pretty sure mom and dad won't be dragging me to another funeral anytime soon

Thank goodness for that

My only worry now is that Mr.Hubert is  a part time church organist, I might unexpectedly run into him again at some point in the future

The entire time I just stood by myself well everyone chatted

Super AWKWARD

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