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Deadsleep- Eraserhead
Yellow&loud- Present Mic
Materialgwurl- Midnight
Ratgod- Nedzu
Pewpew- Snipe
Smoothrock- cementoss
Spacebitch- 13
Clones&I- ectoplasm
Food- Lunch Rush
Bloodythicc- VladKing
Therapy- hound dog
Drillbabydrill- powerloader
Greenie- Izuku
Purple- Hiroshi
Pinky- Mei
Kissitbetter- Recovery girl
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UA Staff Chat

Ratgod changed the name of the chat to guess who

Ratgod has changed Lunch Rush to Food

#1problemchild added purple and pinky to the chat

#1problemchild has changed their name to Greenie

Greenie : purple, pinky, you can leave the chat anytime you want. I had to add you because of a deal. Don't worry I trust everyone in here, they won't hurt or discriminate against you. The person I made a deal with wants you guys to figure out who else is in the chat. Also, do not call me by my name, I will explain later, just not in here.

Purple : hhhmmmmmmmmm not even the nickname they call you at work?

Greenie : nope. Call me Greenie or Glitch

Purple : k. Also my mom's said the thing we talked about earlier today is okay but they want to meet you

Greenie : I figured that

Materialgwurl : omg are they your friends? Hiiii glitch talks about you, all good things all good things, and I am so glad he has friends his age like fr

Pinky : bold of you to assume we are greenies age

Greenie : note to self- if need someone to cover, rely on pinky. Purple did not lie for me like pinky did 📝

Greenie : they know how I meet you, that you are my age, they don't know my age, they know I'm male, and they do not know any of our real names, that's up to you, or ratgod, he's the one I made the deal with

Ratgod : if they want to reveal their identity, they can

Greenie : truly the two of you were added for ratgod's entertainment, he thinks it'd be fun. So go crazy. K?

Pinky : (⁠☉⁠。⁠☉⁠)⁠!

Purple : 1) rude, I'd lie for you and then make them forget everything or embarrass themselves. 2) why the everlovingfuck would you say "go crazy" with pinky around? That's like asking for something to blow up

Pinky : the fact you've only meet me face to face once and already know that makes me happy (⁠^⁠^⁠)

Greenie : no regrets. If pinky makes something explode it is her own fault and mostly not harmless. Just loud and messy and totally on purpose

Pinky : how'd you know I sometimes do them on purpose?

Greenie : 1) your quirk should help you prevent them from happening, 2) you're actually testing the thing you made to see if it would withstand malfunctions, pressure, etc. The easiest way for you to do that is with an explosion

Deadsleep : I'm not gonna ask

Drillbabydrill : I regret reading that because I know they are talking about building things

Purple : I can see pinky typing... @Greenie want me to mute her for a bit or will you

Greenie has muted pinky for 10 minutes

Greenie : lol she just sent me a text

Purple : was she mad

Greenie : idk does this: (⁠ノ⁠`⁠Д⁠'⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ 🖕👁️👄👁️ bitch.

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