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Izuku Sexual

"I'm not gonna be allowed to go anywhere." Izuku whined as he held Shoto's hand and buried his face in Shoto's shoulder. They were outside the mall, with the rest of their classmates, waiting to be picked up.

"I'm sure that's not true. You weren't doing anything reckless this time." Shoto kissed the top of Izuku's head.

"I never do anything reckless." Izuku felt the look Shoto was giving him. "Joking. Reckless is my middle name."

"That's more accurate." Shoto laughed before remembering what Momo wanted him to ask. "Before crusty came along and ruined the mall trip, Momo wanted me to ask you something."

"Momo?" Shoto nodded in confirmation. Izuku and Momo got along great when they were together, but they never really spent time together.

"She was hoping we could go on a double date with her and Mina. Her parents found out she was dating someone and she hasn't told them that she's gay. As far as Momo's parents know, she's a perfect straight girl. They don't even know she curses."

"Wait, seriously? The moment she's relaxed she cusses almost as bad as Katsuki." Shoto had to keep in a chuckle. Izuku was just so cute.

Shoto once asked Katsuki why Izuku goes back and forth between Katsuki and Kachan. Turns out, Izuku use to not be able to pronounce Katsuki's name, so he called him Kachan. Now, he calls him Kachan out of habit and Katsuki thinks Izuku says his name just to prove that he can say it. So every time Izuku says Katsuki, Shoto gets whelmed with cuteness.

"Her parents have very high standards, so they need to judge whoever she is dating. See if they are worthy. Which is why she wants to do this double date. I'll act as her boyfriend and she's hoping you can act as Mina's. Only in front of her parents. Once we're away from them, everything can go as normal."

"Oooh, sounds like fun. Just don't actually fall in love with Momo."

"So long as you don't fall in love with Mina." Shoto laughed.

"Deal."

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"So how's my lovely girlfriend doing today?" Izuku asked Mina with fake charm.

"Wonderfully now that you're here my lovely boyfriend." Mina posed as an overly dramatic in love teenager. They both started cackling together, unable to continue their charade. Shoto and Momo simply sighed and smiled fondly at their partner.

"I'm beginning to think they'll actually fall for each other." Momo watched the two idiots still laughing at their joke.

"They better not. I made a deal with Izuku." Shoto kept a close eye on them who were now making jokes about dating each other. "How do you think it'll go with your parents?"

"I'm not that worried about it. I'm not exactly subtle about my love for girls. They're so fucking hot how could I not?"

"Did you purposely rhyme that?"

"Despite my lack of subtleness, they haven't found out. They'll believe whatever they want to unless I tell them. Actually, I think my mom knows, but my dad has no clue. I'm still his perfect little angel." Momo sighed.

"You know you have to tell them eventually, right? I know you don't want to cut them out of your life, but you can't just hide your relationship. I know you want to get married one day."

"What about you and your dad? Have you told him?"

"No, and I'm not going to, but I'm not going to hide it either. Before Izuku, I didn't know I was even attracted to boys. I don't know if I would have found out without meeting Izuku."