Jesus, the one true son of god meets a certain someone dressed in green and they get just a little too close...
This is satire, soz if I offended any Christians but suck it anyways lol 🤪
Updates every few days. (That's a lie, I'm a lazy fuck and it...
It's been a while since I texted my slutty hottie, we're going on a date tonight and I know exactly what wear...
My long green suit and top hat as always, and my googlie goggles. I look at myself in the mirror, taking in all the beauty.
"Fuck" I exclaim "I'm a sexy god"
Jesussy POV:
Oncie texted me a few hours ago and we're finally fucking having our hot date tonight. Daddy doesn't have any hold over me anymore... I can do what I want, wear what I want and...
Want what I want~
Oncie pulls up to my hotel room and knocks on my door. Quickly I rush to get to my door after I check on my hair. I hope he likes what he sees because I put too much fucking effort into this outfit and if he doesn't like it I might actually slit his throat. My ass looks perfect, big and thick just how I like it...
As I open the door, he goes blank and stares at me, his sexy cheeks going rosy red.
"Hey Oncie~"
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"O-oh, J-Jesussy...U-uhh hey?" He studders
"Hey Oncie" I say confidently, the last few days I've been practicing... things...
He looks me deeply in the eyes and gives me his signature sexy smirk... "You look beautiful... Jesussy~" he says that last part like a whine and secretly... I like it too much.
"Soo..." I look up at him through my lashes and bite my lips "Are you ready to go?"
"Oh yeah baby boy let's go"
We get into his car, a green stretch limo with dicks as exhaust pipes. I've seen all over the internet, pictures of his big ass situated in its seat as he drives it around town like he owns the place. Honestly.... I think it's kind of hot~
He pulls up to the place were having our date... A beautiful place by the sea. When he gets out he goes around to help me out of my seat.
"Oh oncie, you're such a gentleman~" I whisper into his ear.
"Anything for you jesussy" he says as he takes my hand and gives my big floppity dump truck a quick slap.
"Oh!"
"Hmm... U lik dat baba boi~"
"Ommg yuh"
He takes me over to my seat and places a menu Infront of my face.
"Feed that big fat dump truck of yours baby cheeks, or you won't be satisfied...~"
The entire time I'm reading he looks at me, in all my graciousinessisms, his mouth partially agape at my utter butt fucking beauty 😍.
"Careful there hot stuff, we don't what you to catch flies now so we~"
