The next day, Bella and I went out to the carnival on the boardwalk, and when we did, we decided to try our hand at the bottle wallop game to win something for one another. Bella went first, and when she did, she only seemed to knock one bottle off, but then, it rolled into the other two, and knocked them over as well, and when she did, the barker announced "WE HAVE A WINNER! Teddy Bear, T-Shirt, or Chocolates, take your pick" Bella picked the T-shirt, and then I decided to try my hand at the game, but when I did, I wound up accidentally hitting another guy with the ball I was given, before he punched me, causing me to accidentally hit another ball into the stack of bottles, knocking them over, and leading the barker to announce "WE HAVE ANOTHER WINNER! Black Cat doll, Ladder hat, or mirror, take your pick" I decided to take the hat, and me and Bella moved on, after we did, all seemed to be going well, until, I stepped on a loose board, and then, I flew up, and onto the strength tester machine, which was then slammed on by the same guy who punched me before, and then, I was flung up, and onto the tracks of the rollercoaster, which I then began sliding around on the tracks of, before I flew off at the top of loop-de-loop, and onto two poles holding up a banner, which I then stumbled around holding onto, which led me to stumble through a shooting gallery, trip off of the poles and into the bumper car arena, which led to me being bumped around, and then flung through the hall of mirrors, before falling out of that, and being wedged into the fortune-teller machine, just then, Bella came by, and inserted a coin in the machine, which printed out the following fortune: "Everything is fate, dear duck, bad or good, there is no luck" and then, after I got myself out of the machine, me and Bella decided to go on the Haunted House ride, just for fun, but when we got on, we soon realized it would be the scariest ride of our lives, and I had to hide behind Bella for most of it, but the biggest scare would come when we returned to the loading area, and a voice came over the intercom, which told us "CONGRATULATIONS! You're our lucky ONE MMMMMILLIONTH RIDERS! And as a reward, you get to go on the ride ONE MORE TIME!" I grumbled "Ah, just my luck." as the ride started up again
Later, on our ride home, Bella's phone got a test from Charlie asking about what she was doing. Feeling paranoid, I texted on Bella's phone "Um, everything's just fine, says Bella. You should resume your normal life rather than worrying about me, BELLA!"
A few days later, me, Bella, Jacob, and Loba had a double date at the Rice Barn, a local Asian restaurant, but when we were there, I ended up staring at our waitress, and sweating and drooling profusely as I did so, but eventually, Bella grabbed me by the shirt collar, and slapped me, saying "you better not be getting any 'ideas' from our waitress, mister" I then said "no Bella, it's not that, it's just that I'm thirsty" "well" she said "try to keep it in" and I did, that was, until we got the check, and the waitress got a papercut from the receipt, the instant I saw her bleeding from the papercut, my eyes flashed, I couldn't control it, so I pounced, first licking up the blood from the cut, before biting into her neck as hard as I could, and when I was done, I said "QUICK! We need to hide the body to maintain our cover! Bella, you hide the body with me, Jacob, Loba, you cover us up" so, Me and Bella went to a back alley, and drove a stake through the body, before putting the body in a dumpster nearby, at the time, we thought that all of this was done thanks to Jacob and Loba's misinformation, but it wasn't, since there was one guy who didn't buy what Jacob and Loba were saying, and this fact would soon lead to several massive changes in our lives
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Twilight: Red Rain
HumorIt's a Twilight fanfic that I think you'll love, which shows Edward doing cool things like pioneering new fields in vampire science, mending his bridges with Charlie, and even fighting Dracula!