When we pulled up outside of the castle, I put on a disguise to try and observe what the place was like, and when I got to the outer wall, I used a periscope disguised as a dog to look over the wall, but, a security camera spotted it, and then a part of the wall of the castle itself opened out, revealing a jointed metal stick, and a railgun mounted on it, which destroyed my periscope, before retracting into the wall again, then, I went up to the gate and tried listening through the wall to hear the lock combination, but then, I got hit by a spring-loaded boxing glove (with spikes in the knuckle area) that came out of the wall, then I tried climbing on top of the wall, but was met with more spiked boxing gloves, including one right to my crotch, then, I tried jumping over the wall, and when I got onto the bridge over the moat, one of the parts of the bridge went up on a spring and flung me away, then I tried climbing the wall but multiple giant buzzsaws cut me down, then, I tried using the sewers, but then I ended up nearly being eaten by a shark, so I knew we needed to try something smarter than overtly trying to break into the hideout, so, we came up with a new plan
Our new plan saw Charlie set up a meeting with 'Dr. Acula' (yeah, Dracula really should have picked a better alias for himself) at the hideout, while I and the others used the distraction of said meeting to break into the vault containing the thumb drive and steal it undetected, but, while we ran into a slight hiccup with the shark, it went well for the most part
That was until we needed to make it past a classic laser corridor trap, at which point, I mistakenly tripped on a backup alarm, which alerted multiple guards. So, we had to fight our way back out, but that was the least of our problems since I had parked the getaway car way outside the lines, and it was in danger of being towed if we didn't make it back there in time. But, we soon did make it back and plow our way out of the parking structure
Charlie's POV: Meanwhile, I was having my share of problems. Dracula's minions were surrounding me, and I was slated to be bitten by the Big D himself, while his three vampire maidens were getting all weird and touchy with me. I was fighting them off, but it wasn't very effective. But, before Dracula could do anything, Edward crashed his car through the wall, and said "I thought you might need a lift" I said "Well, I do" so, I jumped in, and we got the hell out of there
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Twilight: Red Rain
HumorIt's a Twilight fanfic that I think you'll love, which shows Edward doing cool things like pioneering new fields in vampire science, mending his bridges with Charlie, and even fighting Dracula!