Twilight: Red Rain

Livin' The Life Of The Party

Carlisle's invention hit vampire store shelves 2 days later, and despite the short timespan of its availability that far, it really popped off, with Aro considering it, when interviewed about it during a vampire press conference "the next step in our evolution, eventually, we may no longer have to hide from humans, as this invention may help us to tame our primal urges for their blood, and it may also help our species return to its former glory before humans nearly hunted us to extinction out of paranoia in the 17th and 18th centuries" and it also turned out that more vampires than we thought were using the new fake blood, so it was no surprise to anyone that Carlisle was getting an award for 'Services to Vampire Science' because of it, and Aro was throwing an award party at his American home in Forks for the occasion, and we were all invited to it, so, of course, we came since nobody RSVP's no to Aro's parties

When we arrived, all the other guests were already there, beginning to socialize with one another, but then, Aro went up onto the announcement stage and called everyone's attention, saying: 

"ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today 

to celebrate the deeds of the vampire who has reshaped the

vampire world over only 2 short weeks, and several

long centuries of work to perfect his feat, so, it is without further ado

that I give this reward for services to vampire kind, to...CARLISLE CULLEN!"

at that moment, Carlisle stood up, and walked onstage, before being given the award by Aro, who told him that the stage was now his, and then, after a brief mic check, Carlisle began his heartfelt speech, which went as follows:

"My dear friends, I am truly honored to receive this award (sniffles).

This moment is truly so much bigger than me.

But, I did not do this for my benefit. I did not make this discovery

for want of riches, or want of this award, or for want of glory.

I truly did it, because of all of you, the vampires I see before me.

You see, ever since I became one of you, I have always dreamed of

a world where we do not have to hide from humans and can live in

harmony with them. And now, thanks to my invention, that

may soon be achievable. But remember, this could

never have been achieved without my love for you,

so thank you, all of you"

At this, everyone cheered, and, as the traditional .21 stake gun salute was done, Carlisle walked offstage with the award, and we pretty much partied it up the rest of the night, that was, until Jacob was going over to the chocolate fountain to get some chocolate, when suddenly, he slipped on a wet floor, and ended up  causing him to fall right below the cold water faucet of a water cooler, but then, the vibrations caused the switch to flick itself and pour water all over his face, and then, he recovered, before slipping on the same wet floor, and falling into the chocolate fountain, but then, he suddenly transformed, having lost control of his werewolf abilities, and so, he began wreaking havoc, and soon pounced on me, but Bella wasn't going to let me get eaten by my best friend, so, she took out an old ceremonial stake from a display case, and threw it in front of Jacob, causing him to immediately run after it, thinking that Bella wanted to play fetch with him, and when I had recovered and rejoined Bella, I said "thanks Bella, you saved my life" she then said "I guess that for us, that's the same as 'thanks for making sure I didn't need help' because last I heard, I was supposed to be the one totally dependent on you in our relationship" I then said "oh, you know that's not true Bella" and then, Jacob came back and dropped the stake at Bella's feet, whereupon she patted him on the head and said "good boy, Jacob" so, to summarize, we had made a discovery that would probably help a lot of vampires out of trouble, but this would soon lead us into even more trouble later on