Crazy Kids
Portable Chan
Puppy
OH ! I've been added to a group again.
Damn, I'm famous...
Camel
Mingyu, shut the fuck up, I'm not talking to you anymore.
Puppy
Where do you get off attacking me like that ? Thanks to me, you're in couple...
Please call me cupid.
Camel
Asshole, I would have said...
NY
Well, instead of fighting with Mingyu...
Don't you have something to tell us ?
Puppy
Ohh I'm stuck in Pledis !! Thanks Cheol hyung !
Tasty
I'm so proud of you ! I love you so much...
What's your band name again ?
Puppy
Thanks, love ! ♥︎
His name is Seventeen! By the way, he's looking for another member...
Maybe it's time you introduced yourself.
Camel
I'd hate to be in your shoes, Wonwoo...
Puppy
What's up ? You want to fight ?
And you too, come and join me !
Jeonghan-hyung seems to be with me !
Mom
Yes, there's Hansol too, we need more support...
Woo-ahae
My brother raps and creates music, sings and dances incredibly well.
Me
Dirty traitor...
Woo-ahae
I'm just stating the facts, you have an incredible talent !
Me
What about you ? You write too, and you have a definite style.
Woo-ahae
That's why I just joined Seventeen.
Chinese_boy
Seriously ? but it's too good!
Woo-ahae
Yep ! And you dance too ! Come on, let's go ! We need a choreographer.
Budam
Yes, we do ! I love you for this proposal !
Sassy queen
Me, I would have seen Mingyu and Jihoon together more.
Puppy
Oh no ! I'm fine with my boyfriend, don't make crazy plans like that...
Camel
He says, even though he's the first to do so...
Puppy
Except I'm not breaking up couples, I was creating them.
Oh damn, another private message...
Do you know a <So>vin ?
Mom
....
Camel
...
Budam
....
Chinese_boy
... Hum hum ...
Woo-ahae
Come pv I'll tell you...
It's about my brother...
Gentleman
Have you heard ?
Woo-ahae
He's dating a Chin in my sideboard.
NY
Allow me hyung, but Chin is dating a girl now....
Woo-ahae
That's probably why he won't let go of my brother...
Camel
Channie and I came up with a plan to turn history on its head...
Puppy
It's about time...
Camel
Yeah, well, you're all right! You're a sniper, man.
Puppy
The other members are already sick of me ! Damn my love, join me...
Tasty
Here I come ! The agency has to accept me...
Mom
What do you do for a living ?
Tasty
Oh, i rap more !
Woo-ahae
Like my brother...
Me
Wonwoo hyung if you don't mind, let's work together a bit ?
Puppy
I do mind !
It's bad enough I don't get to see him much...
Tasty
DAMN ! I'm caught Mingyu !
Puppy
Are you for real ? I'm so proud of you ! It brings tears to my eyes...
NY
If someone had told me you had a silly side...
Puppy
You're worse with your boyfriend!
Besides, I told <So>vin to go fuck himself. He wanted to take me in a lot of different positions, the bastard.
Me
What's that supposed to mean ?
Chinese_boy
Look it up on the Internet...
Mom
No ! Don't !
Me
It's strange all the same, it kind of disgusts me.
Camel
Channie, close this page and join me in the room...
We need to finalize our plan.
Me
Coming !
Mom
Plan of what ?
Woo-ahae
Yeah, which plan are you talking about ?
Camel
It's a plan to get Sovin off his little cloud...
Puppy
Can I knee him in the balls ?
Camel
What's going on ?
Puppy
Men, that's all he thinks about! My innocence has taken a hit...
" Puppy " Has shared screenshots "
Camel
Oh for fuck's sake...
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