judge me. I feed off of your disgust.
anyways, my taste in men and women is... questionable, to say the least. have fun reading/interacting.
Expect 60% of this book to have nothing to do with smash or pass.
Um so yeah I'm doing this because I'm bored. And I need to write this down so I don't forget in case anyone ever asks what my taste in men is (I'll probably dodge the question by responding with "the demogorgon" and then just stare at them while their eyes bulge and their jaw drops in disgust). Also, my taste in men is based 90% off of personality, which I won't be going into because you'd be here all day and we both know you don't want that. So I'll show y'all what my ideal man would look like. I have 2 different ideals, by the way.
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I'll start with the one that's easiest to describe. Ahem...
Chubby. I love a nice, plump, man. Not over the top, though, still a healthy weight to where moving around isn't impossible. For example:
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Bob Velseb is a perfect man.
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Bowser is a perfect man.
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Chaos King is a perfect man.
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