Panzers Und RWBY (WW2 tanks x RWBY)

panzer Chibi! a tale of four panzers

Erika had just woken up and got out of bed, she exited the room as she herd a knock at the door

Erika"who could that be?" She said as she went to answer the door and Reval...

Her older sisters

Erika"what are you 3 doing here?!"

In the Afrikakorps uniform was the great panzer 2

2"well my dear Jüngere Schwester it turns out the place we were staying out was to lame to contain my awesomeness!" She exclaimed

2 had blonde hair with red eyes and was nearly as tall as 3 who was almost the same height as Erika

But then 1 who was wearing a Panzer commander uniform with brown hair and red eyes spoke up

1"what she actually means is that well trying to cook hamburger steak using a Flammenwerfer she burnt the house down"

2"hey! No body told me that House's weren't fire proof! It's not my fault no one else is awesome enough to inform me!" She said

3 who wore a similar uniform to Erika had a similar hair like Erika and of course the red eyes the only difference was she was slightly shorter

3"you dummkopf! It's basic human knowledge you absolut-!"

Erika"please stop it's too early for this" she said sighing

1"ja I agree but I must get to the point since we no longer have living accommodation so I am asking you if we can stay here" she said

Erika"I can't really say no to you three so ja come on in and 2 your banned from cooking" she said

2"whatever no one understands how awesome I am" she said crossing her arms

Erika"just get inside" she said letting everyone in

This was going to test Erika's already declining sanity

Later

1"Erika why is your room so filthy?" She asked

Erika"what do you mean?" She said looking around

1" that" she said pointing to a cup on the desk

Erika"that's one single dirty cup" she asked

1"exactly it's dirty go clean it!" She said

So Erika begrudgingly picked up the cup and put it in the dishwasher

Later

2"hey Erika want to hear how cool I am! Like how I took Poland and France! And how I was in Afrika!" She boasted

Erika"you told me this a thousand times"

2"this makes it a thousands more time awesome!" She said

Erika" mein Gott can you talk about anything else?" She asked

2"no"

Erika"how about the Spanish civil war?"

2"we don't talk about the Spanish civil war"

Erika"and why's that?" She asked smirking

2"it doesn't matter because it has nothing to do with Deutschland" she stated

Erika "or is it because you performed poorly Against the communis-" she said before 2 bonked her

2"shut up!"

Later

3 was walking down the hall as Ruby passed by

Ruby"hey Erika!" She said

3 stopped dead in her tracks and grabbed Ruby

3"I am not Erika! I'm her Ältere Schwester! Why do people think I'm her!?" She said shaking ruby just a jaune walked up

Jaune" oh hey Ruby! Hey Erika!" He said

3's eye twitch

She threw ruby at jaune causing them to fly down the hallway

Erika walked up

Erika"what's wrong Ältere Schwester?"

3"your my problem! Everyone thinks I'm you!" She said pointing at Erika

3 then angerliy walked away

Later

Erika was sitting on the couch thinking

1 walked up

1"what's wrong Schwester?" She asked?

Erika" 3 doesn't like me do you know why?" She asked

1"first off we have names now 3's name is Emilia mine is Eve and 2's is Elfriede"

Erika" oh sorry Eve"

Eve"it's alright and to answer your question the reason for Emelia doesn't like you is because everyone confused her with you which is constant which makes her angry" she answered

Erika"oh....and when did you guys get name's?"

Eve"not that long ago"

Erika" why not bring that up beforehand?" She asked

Eve"because the author didn't think of names until now" she said looking at the author through the screen as he was typing this very line if words

Erika"are you supposed to break the fourth wall?"

Eve"Nein but this is a non cannon chapter so I can get away with it" she then sat next to Erika

Erika"Okay but how do I solve my issue with Emelia?" She asked

Eve"to be honest I don't really know we just can't make everyone stop getting you and Emilia confused"

Elfriede came up behind the couch

Elfriede" maybe we should just get something to make you two look different?" She asked

Eve"that might be a good idea but what should we use?" She wondered

Erika began thinking

Erika" I think I got an idea" she said getting up and walking out the door

Elfriede"let's come with you! You'll need your awesome! Ältere Schwester!" She said following Erika out

Eve"I'll follow you too, to make sure Elfriede doesn't cause problems" she said carefully following them out and closing the door and Locking it

Then Emelia walked out of the bedroom

Emelia"where did everyone go?" She asked

She looked around and saw everyone gone

Emelia"so everyone left without telling me... assholes" she then sat on the couch and picked up the TV remote and turned on the TV

Emilia "atleast I'll get time to myself" she said as she looked for a show

After picking one she turned the show on

TV"I just feel my wind I just feel my shine 空に rise & ride! じれったい夢だって　最初からわかってた 無関心な風に　何度傷ついても 太陽に手をのばす 指先の resonance 瞬きのあいだも 感じたくて" the TV sang the intro song of her show

Emelia" I love this show"

(Hoped you enjoyed this non cannon chapter and also herd of that new American Bill? KOSA? It's pretty stupid and I hope it does not affect my american viewers or effects other countries like here in Canada so I hope this doesn't mess anything up for us fanfiction writers... anyways have a good day!)

(Nochmals vielen Dank an friedrich1914 für deine Hilfe!)