Hi cat fanatics. I decided to write today anyway, and my hard work paid off because it actually saved this time! Hurray! I made a few alterations to the chapter, but I think it's better this way. As my sorry present, I have made an actual extra long chapter. This is more than 3K so I'm proud of myself.
I've also decided to do a protagonist swap with...
Arven: *overhears me talking to you* ME!
Me: NEMONA!
Nemona: Hallelujah! Arceus has shown me mercy! After so many chapters of toil!
Arven: B...but
Me: No blubbering or buts. I don't want to hear it. I'll tell you when it changes.
Nemona: Alright then, I'm off to wear my makeup for my big part then! Ta ta! *Nemona runs off to behind the title. Lipstick, mascara, eyeliner and pocket mirrors are flying everywhere. One bonks Arven on the head.*
Arven: Ouch! *rubs the back of his head where the lipstick hit him. He removes his hand to look at it and grimaces* ITS PURPLE! Nemona!
Nemona: I always knew that mauve lipstick would never suit me...
Arven: Not even sorry for dying a blotch of my hair purple!
Nemona: Yeah, whatever sandwich boy.
Arven: I am no sandwich boy! Say sorry!
Nemona: *speaking babyishly* Sorry, I didn't mean it! *wipes away a fake tear* I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Please forgive me.
Arven: I don't want your sorry anymore. *turns to me* Could you make me something to get rid of this disgusting thing?
Me: Sure *makes a raincloud and it drenches Arven. He is dripping wet*
Arven: Thanks, I guess.
Me: Anyways, to the story!
"Wha... what just..." The Sugarbug stuttered.
"Please don't tell anyone. Please." I pleaded.
"You just... so that means that you're the Hisuian Zorua from Hisui who destroyed the International Pokemon Tra..."
"Yes, I don't need all the attention. The only reason I transformed was that no one is watching, other than you. And I trust that you won't expose me. Unless I shouldn't have."
"I...I don't know what to say. You..."
"I'll give a 5 star rating to Patisserie Soapberry online if you don't tell anyone." I taunted. I bit my lip. Would she still tell?
"I guess if you give my bakery a 5 star rating, it would only be fair that I return the favour by keeping my lips zipped," she said tentatively. I nodded to try and prompt her. "so it's a deal. But I can't promise anything, because that Geeta of a champion is constantly onto us Gym Leaders, and hardly ever gives us breathing space."
"Alright then, now that that's settled, we have a battle to continue with. To make it fair, I won't transform into another Pokémon. You can have the first attack."
She smiled. "Thank you. Alright Teddiursa, use Fury Cutter!" The Teddiursa approached me with its crystalised appendages that were buzzing with Bug-type energy. One antenna cut through the air and edged closer in my vision menacingly, but I jumped on top of it and used Knock Off, pushing it over. I flipped over the little bear whilst it was struggling to stand up, and sunk into the ground.
"Trying to hide, I see. Alright then, move around so it'll be difficult to hit you." I felt the ground tremble in different places, so I knew that it was moving around. I revealed myself from the depths and it turned out that I was right in front of Teddiursa. I came in for a Counter and hit the Teddiursa, but that seemed to be its plan all along.
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Half-Human
FanfictionDISCONTINUED. Wisp had never liked people, thanks to what they did to her. "Disgusting, self centred, spoilt, uncaring, crude, callous humans?!?!?!?!?!" is what she would call them. With a new region meant more annoying people. Or maybe new friends...
