Knight in Shining Armor [Joke]

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A/N: I'd like to mention that this is a reference to an AU I haven't posted yet. In it, Hopper is a knight and Joyce is the princess. I'll post it when I get the chance. 

"Hopper, I think it would be fair for me to call you my knight in shining armor." 

 "I think it would be the other way around, Joyce."

 "So... You're saying you're a damsel in distress?" 

 Hopper began to choke on air. "Uh- well- I-I didn't say that..." His face was red in embarrassment. She laughed. "Well... I mean... I needed to be saved, and you did save me."

 "I'm calling you Pretty Little Princess from now on." 

 "I will body slam you if you call me that." 

 "You'll have to catch me first, Princess." He lunged toward her in mock anger. Joyce dodged it and ran away while laughing loudly. He gave chase around the whole house, eventually catching her. He picked her up bridal style and grinned. 

 "I'd have no problem being your knight in shining armor, Joyce." 

 "Sure, Princess."

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