Six of Crows Scenes Over Text

Kaz meets Sir Van Eck

Kaz: OMG JORDIE DONT LEAVE ME
Van 🚐 changed their name to Van Eck
Van Eck: What are you on about??
Kaz: Oh wait a minute-
Kaz: WHY AM I LOCKED UP
Van Eck: Security & stuff
Kaz: oh
Van Eck: whos Jordie
Kaz: a very key figure who shaped me into the human I am today
Van Eck: okie then so your brother
Kaz: whaaaa- noooo- whats a brother? 😅
Van Eck: it's okay man I'm a merch idc about your silly old rep
Kaz: so we're besties 🥹
Van Eck: Ofc!!
Van Eck: but can you like do me a favour?
Kaz: no.
Van Eck: but we are besties.
Kaz: you know to much about me *dramatic hand gesture*
Van Eck: I legit know you have a brother. I have 6.
Kaz: oh okay then ig I'll hear you out.
Van Eck: I want you to break into ice court
Kaz: ugh but then I have to actually move, this chair you've chained me to is comfortable.
Van Eck: I'll give you lots of $$
Kaz: okay fine. how much $$
Van Eck: 20 mill
Kaz: gimme more old man
Van Eck: no
Kaz: why
Van Eck: fine. 30 Mill
Kaz: Deal.
Kaz: Btw i broke out of your chains.
Van Eck: okay then ig i can show you what you need to get from the court.
Kaz: oh yeah I forgot about that part.
Van Eck: I want you to get this old man, he made a drug and my servant magic people are addicted so I need to give them more.
Kaz: okie see you on the flippidy flip. *proceeds to jump off balcony*
Van Eck: bye bye 👋🏼