Six of Crows Scenes Over Text

Dock Scene (yippee)

Jesper: Im bored

Jesper: I like it when people shoot me

Jesper: Why is nobody shooting me

Jesper: am i not important?

Jesper: Does nobody care?

Kaz: BERTH 22 MOTHERF*CKERS

Jesper: wtf

Kaz: SHIP ON BERTH 22

Jesper: bruh-

Kaz: THOSE IDIOTS BLEW UP A FAKE BOAT

Jesper: okay?? whatever.

Jesper: wylan come here

Wylan: yeah?

Jesper: stay behind me

Wylan: why

Jesper: u gotta shoot people

Wylan: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Jesper: bruh have you never shooten before

Wylan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wylan: only skeet

Jesper: lovely. another example of uselessness.

Jesper: well anyways have a gun 🔫

Nina has entered the chat, dragging Matthias by the arm

Nina: STUPID MAN DO SOMETHING DONT JUST STAND THERE

Matthias: *glowers aggressively*

Jesper: that wasnt a good idea.

Matthias: *helps Nina*

Jesper: ah to be in love.

Wylan: OH NO

Jesper: what is it now? did your rich daddy try to drown you?

Wylan: well yes but- CLOSE YOUR EYES

Jesper: what

Wylan: CLOSE THEM

Jesper: I know I'm attractive but you can't kiss me from down there you silly billy

Wylan: JUST DO IT (nike)

Jesper: only if we can make out later.

Wylan: oH- SURE!

Wylan: 💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨

Jesper: woah thats kinda hot

Wylan: ;)