Kaz: Pear Haskell i have a job
Pear: do i get mooney from it.
Kaz: yeah
Pear: okay then you have my permission
Kaz: I didnt need ur permission I just told you so you don't flip out and shoot everyone at the crow club, yk that those people are pigeons which give me, i mean us, $$.
Pear: i did that one time.
Kaz: yeah and the cops tried to stab u.
Pear: please i was a child.
Kaz: you were 55.75 years of age.
Pear: damn what do you do in your spare time? Calculate peoples ages?
Kaz: when inej isnt around yeah.
Pear: r u two dating.
Kaz: no we are married.
Pear: but you didn't ask me for permission.
Kaz: i was being sarcastic.
Pear: well how am I supposed to know? D:
Kaz: when have I ever told you something personal.
Pear: idk.
A private chat with Kaz and Inej
Inej: I kicked Rojakke.
Kaz: Good.
Inej: ew why are you washing urself in front of me.
Kaz: some people think it's hot.
Inej: okay well you do you boo.
Kaz: I got a job offer
Inej: yeah ik I was spying on you and pear haskell
Kaz: ik i saw you
Inej: ik you know you saw me.
Kaz: okay so you wanna do the job. I gotta break into a ice court in ice land.
Inej: okay but just to be clear I'm doing it for the $$ and not because i have any emotional attachment to you.
Kaz: same
Kaz: order me a beanie from Amazon.
Inej: what's the magic word
Kaz: trick question: their is no magic word. You just gotta get good at sleight of hand. Magic words are for losers.
Inej: kaz just say please
Kaz: *sighs dramatically* oh PUHLEEZE my darling inej, the treasure of my heart, would you do me the honours of aquiring me a new beanie?
Inej: whatever. *proceeds to slide down a banister as slick as butter on a pan*
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FanfictionA work in progress, I hope you think it's funny.
