You hadn't left the parlour until you'd come up with a solution to your living arrangement. It took longer than you'd like, but eventually you settled for the only option; in two weeks you'd let Harry have the cabin and move into an AirBnB a few towns over. A bungalow this time with a very big bed. You'd had to fork out a deposit since it was a booking of more than 7 nights, which put another lovely dent in your bank balance. You were really trying not to think about it.
Harry hadn't passed comment when you told him. He just gave a blank stare and a curt nod, which was very unlike him. When it came to you, he'd never had any problem parting with his opinions.
You'd been ambushed on your way back to the cabin by your brother and Holly. After changing and freshening up you all walked down to the pub together to meet Holly's Nanna. You had met her at the wedding but only briefly. Your brother and Holly's special day had been somewhat dampened by the fact that Harry materialised again whenever you forgot about him and ended up drinking yourself into an early bedtime. The next morning you were rewarded with the worst hangover of your entire life.
Nanna was amazing. One of those larger than life women who weren't afraid to drop the c word a couple of times without so much as batting an eyelid, and using Malibu as an excuse for a good time. You'd been seated on a round table which relieved you to no end. You were sandwiched between Nanna and your brother which meant there was a decent amount of distance between you and Harry.
"I need you to tell me something." Nanna patted your arm, giving you her full attention.
It was like being addressed by royalty. "Anything."
"I hear there's a story about your brother involving nappies and toothpaste. A serial offence. He won't tell me and Holly conveniently doesn't know about it."
You gave your brother a look.
"Please don't." He begged.
"But Nanna asked so nicely."
"You're about to embarrass me in front of the man I work for?"
You don't look at Harry. "It's not like you haven't managed that all by yourself on previous occasions."
"Yeah, don't stop on my account." Harry coughed, battling laughter.
"Great, we're all on the same page." You grinned. You turned back to Nanna, "Once upon a time, my little brother had to sleep in a crib and wear nappies just like all the other babies. He was cute, it should be said. I have a picture on my phone somewhere of him running around the garden with no clothes on."
Your brother rolled his eyes and sunk into his seat with a scowl. Holly gave him a patronising pat on the shoulder.
"Anyway, beside the point. Like most toddlers he was an absolute tyrant, compared to me - I was an angel."
"Hard to believe." Harry muttered.
"Aye," Nanna shot him a look. She'd been smitten with him all night until that point.
"Don't worry about it - we're in an ongoing feud." You brushed the matter away and continued with your story. "During his reign of tyranny, he adopted a very obscure but passionate obsession with toothpaste. Colgate Cool Stripe only - no other product lived up to his expectations. It all started when, one day, our mother accidentally used adult toothpaste instead of the toddler stuff. An uphill battle began.
"Any time he had to clean his teeth, he'd try and use Colgate instead of the kiddy stuff, and mum or dad would fight with him until he surrendered in a screaming fit and had a toothbrush forced into his face hole."
Someone sniggered, and your chest inflated. Making people laugh had always pleased you.
"His addiction got so bad, one night he managed to escape from his cot and into Mum and Dad's bathroom. They found him on the floor with an empty tube and Colgate smushed all over his cute little face. Hours later he had a terrible accident. I won't go into graphic detail since we've just had our dinner."
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Ice Cream // A Harry Styles OU
Hayran KurguHarry Styles is your sworn enemy. You've decided to take a holiday in the Scottish Highlands, and so has he. And there's only one bed...