Dramione!

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Me: Ok, don't kill each other. It's Draminone.

Hermione and Draco: No! Sink!

Hermione: I would never fall for a suck-up snobbish stick in the mud pure blood piece of....!

Me: Wow! Wow! Wow! We get it.

Draco: Same back to her! She is mud blood for god sake!

Me: * Smaks him upside the head. *

Draco: Ow!

Me: We don't use that word here!

Draco: Sorry. I'm sinking this one. I might of had a small crush on her when I was 12 but after she punched me. No.

Everyone: * shocked. *

Hermione: What? * Punches him. *😡

Draco: Ow! Damm it Granger! And you wonder why you can't get a guy.

Hermione: * Gose to punch him again. *

Me: Wow! Wow! Wow! Calm down.

Hermione: * Takes a breath. * I'm calm.

Me: * Mutters. * I don't get paid enough for this. * Normal voice. * Luna unbrake Dracos nose.

Luna: * Mutters a spell. *

Draco: Thanks, Looney. I mean Luna. Thanks, Luna.

Me: Oh, I'm going to need all of your wands.

Everyone: What?!

Me: I will not repeat myself. Hand them over. * Holds out hand. *

Everyone: * Hands over their wands. *

Me: Thank you. I sink it. 

Harry: Sink!

Ron: Sink! He is a jackass. * Doesn't know he is standing next to Hermione. *

Draco: 🙄

Me: * Humming can you feel the love tonight. *

Ginny: I want Hermione as a sister-in-law so... Sink!

Ron and Hermione: * Blushing. * 😳

Luna: Sink without a doubt.

Neville: She did punch him it's a sink. 

Fred and George: Sink!!!!!

Me: Ears. 😵‍💫

Fred and George: Sorry!!! * Start laughing. *

Me:  Assholes. 

Cho: Don't care.

Me: Of course, you don't.

Pansy: Sink!

Me: So it's 0 ships and 12 sinks. Draminone sinks!

Hermione and Draco: Thank god. 

Me: * Smirking. *

( Picture of them kissing. )

Hermione and Draco: 🤢

Everyone but me: Ewwww!

Me: Suck it up! Fred George!

Fred and George: * Make Draco and Hermione kiss. *

Hermione and Draco: I'm going to kill you for that!

Fred and George: Bye! * run out of there. *

Me: * Laughing well spinning the wheel. *

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