HP chararcters react to ships!

The twins X Draco!

( Sleeping room in the ROR. )

Everyone but me and Bunny: * Sleeping peacefully. *

Me: I love doing this. * Starts blasting No. *

Everyone: * Walks up screaming. *

Harry: You couldn't play a better song?!

Me: I like good music so no.

Neville: It's not that bad of a song.

Harry: You actually like this crap?

Neville: When your ace it's a theme song.

Me: * Starts playing Piano man. *

Bunny: Yes! * Dancing. *

Sirius: This is a good song. * Starts singing alnog. *

Remus: * Puts pillow over head. * God make it stop.

Tonks: * Joins in singing. *

James: * Hands over ears. * Now I know they are family!

Remus: * Throws a pillow at Sirius. *

Sirius: Hay!

Me: * Truns off the muisc. * I love doing this.

Neville: So what ship is it today?

Bunny: The twins plus Ferret boy!

Draco: That's it I'm walking! * Walks out. *

Bunny: Bye-bye!

Me: When will they learn?

( Ping )

Draco: * Falls from the sky. * Ow!

Me and Bunny: Jumanji!!!! * Burst out laughing. *

Me: So yeah. That's what we are doing today. SO SUCK IT UP!

Remus: * Truns to Lily and James. * You two really had to have kids?

Me and Harry: 🙄

Me: Now so sink or ship?

Everyone but Pansy and Cho and Bunny: Sink!

Pansy and Cho: Don't care.

Me: I am five seconds away from feeding you two to a Wendigo!

Remus: No. You are not.

Me: Buzzkill.

Sirius: Really? Nothings changed.

Remus: 🙄

Bellatrix Voldemort: * Wave arms. *

Me: Oh... I forgot you two were still here. * Waves wand. *

Bellatrix Voldemort: * Can talk again. *

Bellatrix Voldemort: We don't care.

Me: Oh, boo hoo hoo!

Bunny: Everybody got dead people!

Me: * Stilfes a luagh. * Not now sis.

Bunny: So do they have to kiss Because this is going to be funny.

Bunny: Payback time boys! Ship!!! * Flips the twins off. *

Me: Be nice!

Bunny: Oh, please you sware like a drunk sailor.

Me: That's none of your fuckin business! * Covers mouth. *

Bunny: 😏

Me: Oh, shut up. You know I am trying to cut down. Besides Neville is too innocent to hear words like that.

Neville: We are the same age!

Me: Yeah, but you are sweet and naive. I'm a badass.

Bunny: Who's not even five feet?

Me: Oh, you want to go? * Makes a fireball. *

Bunny: * Hisses. * 🧛‍♀️

James: No. Don't.

Me: Oh, come on! Now you too! When the hell did you ever follow the rules?!

James: A lot!

Lily: * Snorts. *

Me: Oh, please. Once I had to sort through old school files and sort them for a detention. You and Sirius spent more time in detention than you did in school. It's a miracle you two learned anything.

Sirius: Yeah, but none of it stuck.

Remus: I believe that's because I did most of the work for you two.

Sirius: * Shrugs. *

Draco: I can't believe I'm related to that.

Sirius: You better believe it!

Me: Anywhy! Get on with it boys. I don't have all day. I have to help Sprout trim the willow tree and I have to help Hagrid with a few baby unicorns that got separated from their herd.

Harry: Why do they need yout help?

Me: Well before Dumbledor and Harird came back the groundswork didn't get done so I volunteered to help. Now that they are back Umbrige can only be a bad teacher instead of a bad headmaster until we go back home in a few mounts things are getting back to normal.

Remus: Why is she still here?

Me: We can't find a new teacher at the end of the year so we are stuck with her for a bit. But she can't use her blood quill. Well not that much anyways.

James: What?

Me: Well you see she has been targeting the members of the DA who made her time here extremely bad and makes them wright with the damm thing. But they are too afraid to tell Dumbledor that she is still doing it to a few students.

Bunny: So... Can I bite her?

Remus: You could. But then she would make your species illegal here like she did to me.

Bunny: Damm it!

Me: Boys get on with it. * Waves wand. *

Fred: She wouldn't hit us with that. * Truns to me. * Would you?

Me: Oh, honey I have buried people twice your size. Don't mess around if you don't want to find out.

Sirius: And people said I was going to end up in prison!

Remus: You did end up in prison!

Sirius: I didn't kill those people! I shouldn't have!

Remus: I know that!

Sirius: Then why are we yelling?!

Remus: I don't know!

Me: DRAMA!

Snape: And people thought I was an annoying kid?

Fred and George: I hate you.

Me: * Waves wand. * Too bad so sad.

Draco: God I hate my life. * Kisses Fred and George. * EW!

Harry: * Falls down laughing. *

Fred and George: * Glare at me and Harry. * We will get you for that.

Me: Try me. I have been helping you pull pranks for years. I didn't tell you everything I know.

Fred and George: * Leave the room. *

Me: I love this game. * Spins the wheel. * Go ahead I know you want to.

Bunny: * Grins. * See you in the next one!