Bunco!

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Me: * Walks in with Trevor on my head. *

Neville: Where did you find him?! I have been looking for him for a week! * Takes Trevor and hugs him. *

Me: He was covered in vanilla cake batter and was running away from some house elves. I had to explain to them that I lost him and then had to clean him off. I now have to help the elves back a new cake.

Armina: * Nods. *

Neville: Why did you over for me?

Me: I like to back so it wasn't a big deal, and you can't bake to save your life.

Neville: * Put Trevor on his shoulder. * That is true.

Me: So we have a ship with Bunny in it today. * Evil smirk. * Payback time.

Bunny: 🙄

Me: The ship is Bunny x Draco Bunco. * Laughing. *

Draco: What?! No why!

Harry: I don't know Bunny that well, but no one should have to deal with Drama Ferret.

Bunny: Drama Ferret!😂

Adam: * Trying not to laugh. *

Draco: * Galres at Harry. *

Hermione: This isn't going to end well.

Ginny: Amelia took their wands. What could they do?

Bunny: I am a vampire, I can do a lot of shit.

Me:* Flips Neville over. *

Neville: Ow!

Me: They could do that.

Neville: * Gets up. * Some days I think you hate me.

Me: If I hated you, you wouldn't be breathing. 😁

Everyone: * Backs away slowly. *

Me: So on to the ship.

Harry: Like I said no.

Hermione: I don't really know her that well so I can't say.

Ron: Same as Hermione.

Ginny: No.

Luna: The Nargals say maybe.

Me: Tell them to shut up. They are too loud today.

Neville: Bunny scares me so I'm just going to keep quiet.

Bunny: Thx love.

Draco: * Rolls eyes. * How are you a Gryffindor?

Neville: 😕

Me: Your one to talk. You're a Slytherin who is hanging out with other houses' bond traders half-bloods muggles and halfbreeds.

Draco: * Gose to say something but doesn't. *

Me: Come at the queen you best not miss!

Draco: * Huffs. *

Fred and George: * Smirking. * Ship!

Bunny: I know all your pranks, wanna ship it now?😏

Fred and George: Um. . . yeah!

Me: * Squirts them with a hose. * * Chukles. * Oopsie Daisy.🌊

Bunny: * Laughing at the twins. *🤣

Theodore and Martial: Sink.

Dobby and Armina: Sink.

Cedric and Adam: Sink.

Me: You guys talk at the same time a lot.

James Sirius Remus and Lily: We don't know Bunny that well. So sink.

Bellatrix Voldemort: We don't care!

Me: * Waves wand. *

Bellatrix Voldemort: * Can't talk. *

Me: The sweet sound of silence.

Cho: I don't care. * Filing nails. * 💅🏻

Me: * Going to squit her with the hose. *

Remus: Don't.

Me: * Huffs. * Fine.

Pansy: Sink! Draco is mine and I'm not letting a little vampire take him away from me.

Bunny: Who you calling little?!🤬🧛‍♀️

Draco: Amelia can you please get Pansy away from me?

Me: I think Bunny is doing a good job of that on her own.

Bunny and Pansy: * Fighting. *

Me: Should I stop them or...

Bunny: * Has Pansy pinned. *

Me: Good job. No biteing.

Bunny: But whhhhhy?!

Me: Beeeecause if you do you will go to jail.

Bunny: * Huffs. *

Me: 🙄

Me: I couldn't find a picture because well have you ever tried to take a picture of a vampire? it's hard.

Cedric: I knew a vampier once when I was a kid. His name was Edward. People that we were twins.

Me: Strang name. Any why. You know the rules.

Bunny: Edward Cullen?!?

Me: Yes. Now the rules are that whoever you are shipped with you have to kiss.

Bunny: I'm outa here. * Try to walk out. *

Ajax And Enid: NO!!

Me: Wait for it... Now.

Bunny: * Falls from the ceiling but flies before she hits the ground. *

Me: There's no getting out of this.

Draco: * Glares at me. *

Me: I am more scared of a marshmallow. Now get on with it.

Bunny: I have a Girlfriend and boyfriend who love me very much!

Ajax: And who would they be? * Sarcastically *

Bunny: Wednesday and Tyler. 😏

Enid: It's us! It's usssss!

Bunny: Calm down!

Draco: Let's get this over with.

Bunny: But you're like my brother!

Draco: You're like my sister.

Me: KISS!!!!

Bunny: Fine!

Bunny: * Kisses Draco * Eww I kissed my brother.😝

Draco: I kissed my sister!

Me: Oh, suck it up! I had to kiss Nevile for god sake's.

Neville: Don't remind me. 😝

Bunny: * Rolls eyes. *

Me: Don't forget to comment. * Spins the wheel. *

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