Lily: Has anyone seen my daughter?
Remus: No.
Me: * Runs in being swarmed by tinny dragons. *
Bunny: What the hell?
A big dragon: * Runs in after me. *
Everyone but me: * Screams. *
The big dragon: * Tackles me and growls. *
Lily: Get the hell away from my daughter!
The big dragon: * Grolws at Lily. *
The big dragon: * Starts licking me. *
Me: * Laughing. * Norberta! Stop! You know that doesn't wash out! Stop it that tickles!
Norberta: * Licks me one more time then gets off. *
Me: * Stands up. * Ew, dragon drul.
Bunny: You really are a Hiccup.
Me: 🖕
Ron: Bloody hell!
Harry: What the hell is going on?!
Me: Guys met Norberta. All though you three already know her.
Ron: Wait! That's Norbet?!
Me: Yep! He is a she.
Hermione: Makes scenes. You can tell by the color of the scales and sizes.
Me: Oh, Ron. Your brother is in town. He had brought Norberta back with him so she could see Hagrid. He dosen't know that she is here yet. I want it to be a surprise.
Norberta: * Runs over and likes Harry and Hermione. *
Ron: Have you lost it?! That's a 100 and 25-pound dragon just running around the places!
Me: Get bent.
Norberta: * Hisses at Ron and hides behind me. *
Me: Yep she remembers you. It's wired, most dragons love redheads. * Truns to Norberta. * It's ok.
Ron: What the hell was that?
Me: What?
Ron: You just hissed some jibber jabber.
Me: It's not jibber jabber. It's dragonese, the language of the dragons. Read a book.
Ron: It sounds like jibber jabber to me.
Norberta: Norberta Nee-ah likee. ( Norberta no like you. )* Hisses at Ron. *
Ron: What the?
Me: She said she doesn't like you. If you want there are books that you can read to understand her. * Waves wand. *
( Books pop up. )
Ron: * Picks up a book. * This is a kid's book.
Me: * Sighs. * Must I explain it to you every time? The author of these kid's books is a half-blood who went here when she was a kid. She then went on to study dragons. The books are loosely based on her great great great great great great great great grandfather and his friends.
Ron: Loosely meaning?
Me: Well the dragon and the names of the people are true the stories not so much. The author made up most of the storys in the book but also wrote about how to talk to dragons in the books as well.
Ron: This is stupid.
Sharptooth: * Flys in and blows a raspberry at Ron. *
Norberta: Freundlee oo piss-people? ( Friend or enemy? )
Sharpthooth: Freundlee. ( Friend. )
Ron: What are they saying?
Hermione: * Reading the books. * He said, friend.
Me: So today's ship is. Bleur. Bill and Fleur Delacour.
Cho: * Walks in. * Has anyone seen Cedric?
Harry: No I haven't. I haven't seen Adam either.
Ginny: Maybe they are finally dating!
Me: No. Some first-year punk came here with the flu and dragon poxs. Well, the Hospital wing had the medicine to stop the flu they were out of dragon pox serum. So Adam is out sick.
Bunny: And Cedric?
Me: Took a tumble off his broom the other day and knocked himself out. He should be fine when he wakes up.
Draco: 🤦🏼
Me: So sink or ship?
Ron: Sink! She is crazy and really picky!
Me: She isn't that bad when you get to know her. She did stay with Ravenclaw last year.
Ron: No.
Me: Boys. 🙄
Harry: Um... Ship I guess...
Ron: Traitor.
Hermione: It annoys Ron... so... SHIP!
Ron: Hermione!
Hermione: * Giggling. * What? 😇
Ginny: She talks to me like I am 3! I don't know why Bill is dating her. Sink.
Luna: Ship. * Staring off into space. *
Snape: * Backs away from Luna. *
Neville: Sink I guess...
Fred George and Bunny: Ship!!!
Ron and Ginny: 🤦🏼
Draco: Ship. Only because it annoys the redheads.
Me: I have red hair.
Bunny: How did I miss that?!
Draco: 😐
Cho and Pansy: Don't care!
Bellatrix Voldemort: SINK! Can we leave yet?!
Me: Don't make me hex you! * Sass. *
James Sirius Remus: Sink I guess.
Lily and Tonks: SHIP!
Lily: Have you ever thought about doing blue hair?
Tonks: I haven't. * Change to have blue hair. )
Snape: Sink.
Theodore and Martial: Sink.
Dobby and Armina: Sink.
Me: Is that everyone?
Bunny: Everyone but the two gays who can't go a week without getting hurt.
Me: Try a day. Adam runs into everything. Says he doesn't need glasses. Bullshit. Now the pic!
( Pic of then kissing. )
Ron and Ginny: God please don't let this happen.
Me: * Laughing. * Oh, come on guys she isn't that bad.
Ron: To you maybe! You were in the tournament with her! She respects you!
Me: If you want respect... Earn it!
Bunny: Burn!
Me: Now if you don't mind I need to go take a shower and throw out these clothes.
Norberta: * Laughs. *
Me: * Sighs. * Bunny spin the wheel. * Walks out. *
Bunny: Yes! * Spins the ship wheel. * See ya in the next one!
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FanfictionWhat the title says!😱 Takes place in the fifth year. ( All characters besides Lily and James that died got saved Lily and James will be in the book sort of. ) If you want to ship my character with someone just tell me who and come up with a ship na...
