Not a ship

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Me: So we aren't doing a ship today but bringing in some people.

Ron: Isn't it enough that you get to torture us?!

Me: I am not torturing you!

Draco: She is right. This is nothing.

Everyone: * Slowly looks at him. *

Me: * Mutters. * Great more people to kill.

Harry: So who is coming?

Me: A lot of people. * Waves wand. *

Bellatrix Voldemort Cedric Sirius Remus James Lily and Snape: * Pop up. *

Harry: Mom Dad! * Hugs them. *

Lily and James: * Hug Harry. *

Ginny: How?

Me: Seances work better with real magic.

Neville: So that are angles?

Me: Yes.

Lily and James: Amelia is that you?

Me: Um... Hi.

Lily and James: * Hug me. *

Lily: I thought you got sent to live with my sister after...

Me: No, Mom I'm fine.

Everyone: What?! * Shocked. *

Me: Me and Harry have the same birthday backstory and last name. You really that that was just by consonance?

Everyone but Hermione and Luna: You told us it was!

Hermione: No. I knew something was up.

Luna: Same.

Harry: So I have a sister?

Me: Yeah.

James: What the hell happened well we were gone?

Sirius: I don't know. I get sent to prison.

Lily: What?!

Sirius: I was framed by that rat fink.

James and Lily: 😡

Me: That's where I get my anger from.

Voldemort: There are more Potters!

Bellatrix: On it.

Me: * Holds up their wand. * Move and I brack them.

Voldemort: How did you get that?! I demand you tell me!

Me: I pickpocketed it when you two popped up.

Bellatrix: We got outsmarted by a fifteen-year-old.

Neville: Not hard to do.

Bellatrix: * Glares at him. *

Neville: * Backs up slowly. *

Sirius: Oh, great her.

Bellatrix: Zip it, blood trader!

Sirius: Let me think. No.

Remus: That's a first.

Sirius: Hay!

James: * Falls down laughing. *🤣

Lily: Idiots. * Chuckles. *

Cedric: Why are we here?

Snape: And when can we leave?

James: Oh, great he's here.

Snape: You had to bring him back to life too?

Me: He's my dad so... Yeah.

Snape: * Sighs. *

Me: We are here to react to ships.

James and Sirius: What?

Remus and Lily: Oh, god. 🤦🏼

Me: You will figure it out.

Lily: He never does. It's his thing.

James: Ouch.

Snape: She has a point.

James: Oh, shut up.

Remus and Sirius: For once I agree with Snape.

James: Not cool guys.

Me: Ok, we have to go see you soon!

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