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Drama!

Remus: Don't tell me you are scared.

Sirius: What makes you say that?

Remus: Any more up against the wall and you'd be a part of it.

Sirius: 🙄

Remus: I don't see what you are so afraid of. It's a Christmas tree. It's not even two feet tall.

Sirius: The one at my house used to bite.

Remus: What? A biting Christmas tree? That's crazy.

Sirius: Have you met my family? It's not a holiday unless there is seasonal suffering.

Remus: 😐

Everyone: * Walks in. *

Draco: * See the tree and hide behind Sirius. * Get that thing out of here!

Remus: Oh, don't tell me yours bites too?!🤦🏼

Harry: * Laughing. *🤣

Draco: * Nods. * One year it even scratched me. Truns out it was just my mom's Persian long hair Fluffly that got stuck in the tree.

Sirius: That damn thing is still alive! That stupid cat used to torment me as a kid.

Me: Calm down guys. This is a muggle Christmas tree. It doesn't bite and it doesn't scratch.

Bunny: * Floating. * Aren't they supposed to be bigger?

Me: I haven't finished growing it yet.

Tonks: * Looking at the tree. * I remember having one of these. The cat would knock it over every year.

Me: Watch. * Makes the tree grow too full size. *

Neville: I still have a hard time believing that I am better than you at Herbatolgy class.

Me: Believe it. Now time for the decorations! * Waves wand a box of decorations pops up. *

James: * Puts some garland around his next and truns into Prnngs. *

Sirius: Let me help you with that. * Puts ornaments on James antlers. *

Me: I want to join! * Truns into a deer. *

Harry: You look like Bambi.

Lily: No, that's what we call James.

James: 🙄

Harry: * Put garland around my neck. * I wish I could turn into a deer too.

Bunny: * Puts fake deer antlers on Harry and garland around his neck * There.

Sirius: Being animagus is cool but it can hurt a lot if you mess it up halfway through.

Remus: * Rolls eyes. * Hay Sirius, if you turn into Padfoot you can wear a garland and match with James.

Sirius: Sure. * Truns into Padfoot and runs off. *

Remus: Hay! * Runs after Sirius. *

Everyone but Draco: * Laughing. *🤣

Draco: What the fuck?

Bunny: What the fuck?

Draco: Stop.

Bunny: Stop.

Draco: I sai- * Bunny puts tape over his mouth *

Remus: * Tackls Sirius. * Got ya!

Sirius: * Licks Remus and runs off again. *

Remus: Ew! Dammit, Sirius! Get back here!

Harry: I can't believe this is my family.