Me: Ship. Those two psychos deserve each other.
Fred and George: What's the ship?
Me: Bellatrix and Voldemort.
Ron: Don't say his name!
Me: Fear of the name only increases the fear of the thing itself. And you call yourself a Gryffindor
Ron: 🙄
Harry and Neville: Ship!
Hermione: I can see it. I pray to god they don't have a kid.
Ron: That kid would be the devil.
Me: No, that's Umbrige.
Everyone: * Nods. *
Luna: It would be kind of sweet.
Everyone: * Looks at her. *
Luna: If they aren't psychopathic pieces of shit.
Me: Hell yeah!
Me and Luna: * Highfive. *
Ginny: A match made in hell. Ship.
Fred and George: Ship.
Draco: Sink! I don't want to be related to the dark lord!
Pansy: Wait? You're related to Bellatrix?
Draco: * Sighs. * Yeah, she is my aunt.
Harry: So that means you are related to my dogfather? ( No I didn't spell that wrong. )
Draco: I guess.
Me: If James and Lily weren't killed and Bellatrix wasn't a bitch maybe you two could have been friends.
Harry and Draco: Doute it!
Me: Whatever.
Cho: I don't care.
Pansy: Sink. I don't want to have the dark lord as an uncle when me and Draco get married.
Draco: We are not getting married!
Pansy: Well, not right now. We are still kids.
Draco: Ever! Amelia help me out here?
Me: Sure. Stupefy!
Pansy: * Passes out. *
Me: * Twirls wand around and blows off the tip. *
Draco: Not what I meant, but thanks.
Me: No problem. So it's 10 ships and 0 sinks.
Everyone: * Giggling. *
Me: See ya bitches! * Spins the wheel. *
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HP chararcters react to ships!
FanfictionWhat the title says!😱 Takes place in the fifth year. ( All characters besides Lily and James that died got saved Lily and James will be in the book sort of. ) If you want to ship my character with someone just tell me who and come up with a ship na...
