Me and Harry: * Dueling. *
Me: * Ducks. * For the love of god! Aim! Stupefy!
Harry: * Barly misses the spell. * I am!
Sirius: Your kid isn't that good at this is he?
James: He is!
Harry: Thank you! And I am!
Ginny: If you want to win this thing try and fight. Amelia isn't going to go easy on you because you are her brother so don't go easy on her.
Harry: I don't want to hurt her.
Me: Weak. Locomotor Wibbly!
Harry: * Falls and drops his wand. *
Me: * Points wand at him. *
James: She fights like her mom.
Remus: Not true. Lily used to hit you.
Harry: * Going to reach for his wand. *
Me: I know what you're thinking. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Harry: What?
Me: What? Do you not know what movie that's from?
Harry: No. Should I?
Me: * Sighs and truns around. * Come on. We are going to watch a movie.
Harry: OK. * About to get up. *
Me: * Points wand over shoulder. * Flipendo!
Harry: * Goes flying into the wall. * Ow! What the hall was that for?!
Me: * Slowly truns around. * I said that line and you expected me not to shoot?
Hermione: You boys really need to watch some muggle movies before you get yourselves killed.
James: My kid fights dirty.
Me: Oh, god, he's making dad jokes. 🙄
Sirius: Not cool Prongs. I make the jokes you make the puns and Remus rolls his eyes at us.
( After the movie. )
Neville: I didn't understand half of it.
Me: That's because you are innocent. Never change.
Neville: I am not that innocent.
Me: Raise your hand here if you think Neville is innocent.
Everyone but Neville: * Raises hand. *
Neville: Oh, come on.
Luna: * Raises Nevilles hand for him. *
Me: That's that you are innocent.
Sharptooth: * Flys in wearing a pink glittery coat. *
Me: Oh, poor thing! Who did this to you?! * Takes the coat off of him. * Hay! This is the coat I made you! Who ruined it?!
Neville: Why was he wearing a coat in the first place?
Me: He gets cold having to fly everywhere.
Ron: He's a dragon! He should be used to flying everywhere!
Sharptooth: * Hiss at Ron gives me the letter and flies over to his dog bed. *
Ron: That explains it. You spoil him!
Me: I do not! * Sets the letter down. * Now if you don't mind I have to go make Sharptooth a new coat. * Leaves the room. *
Ron: How the fuck does she not see it?
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FanficWhat the title says!😱 Takes place in the fifth year. ( All characters besides Lily and James that died got saved Lily and James will be in the book sort of. ) If you want to ship my character with someone just tell me who and come up with a ship na...
