Fred and George: * Run in laughing. *🤣
Fred: Help us hide!
George: Fast!
Me: * Runs in as a pink wolf. * I'm going to kill you guys!🤬
Fred and George: * Hide behind James. *
Luna Ginny and Neville: * Tackle me to the floor. *
Luna: No eating anyone!
Me: I'm just going to use them as chew toys!
Neville: Someone get me a squirt bottle.
Harry: * Hands him a squirt bottle. *
Neville: Bad dog. * Squirts me. *
Me: Hay! * Truns back to normal but with pink hair. * Get off your crushing me.
Luna Ginny and Neville: * Get off of me. *
Me: * Get's up and shacks off. *
Fred and George: * Start laughing. *🤣
Me: That's it! * Truns into a pink wolf again. *
Luna Ginny and Neville: * Hold me back by my tail. *
Me: Ow. Ow. Ow. * Falls to the floor with a huff. *
Luna Ginny and Neville: * Let go of me. *
Neville: Ok, stop pouting and turn back.
Me: No.
Luna: No, what?
Me: I'm not turning back.
Ginny: Why?
Me: I look less stupid this way.
Neville: * Sighs. * Could you at least turn into something smaller?
Me: Fine. * Truns into a pink dog. * Agg! This looks worse!
Luna: * Looks at the twins. * Nice knowing ya.
James: Ok, this is funny.
Lily: Really? 🤦🏼♀️
Me: Ok, I'm going to be doing this as a pink dog so suck it up!
Ron: Can you stay like that? You are less scary that way.
Me: * Huffs. * It's times like this I wish I had rabies. Now Hermione can you please get the paper with the ship written on it off that table?
Hermione: Sure. * Grabs the paper. *
Me: Now read it. I can't read as a dog.
Hermione: Really?
Me: Yeah. Ask Sirius.
Sirius: She is right. You can't read when you're a dog.
Remus: You can't read even when you're not a dog.
James: Burn!
Lily: Oh god.
Hermione: It's Wolfstar.
Me: This one is kind of cute. Ship. * Wags tail. *
Harry: What's that?
Me: You got dads brains all right.
Harry: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Me: Wonder why that is. 😏
Ron: Sassed by a dog. That's got to hurt.
Me: Adults what do you think?
Snape: Don't care. Sink.
Lily and James: * Smirking. * Ship! * Laugh. *
Remus: Really? 🤦🏼
Lily: What? Me and James were partly a fan club back in school.
Sirius: Oh, come on!
James: * Giggling. *
Harry: What's going on? Who's in the ship?
Me: * Picks up a book with my teeth and throws it at him. * Sirius and Remus. Does it hurt to be this stupid?
Lily: Stop picking on your brother.
Me: Fine.
Ron: Sink.
Hermione: Ship.
Remus: * Facepalming. * For the last time I'm straight. Sink.
Sirius: Sink. He is like my brother.
Luna: Ship. 😁
Neville: I don't really know either of them so sink.
Ginny: Same as Neville.
Fred and George: * Smirking. * Ship! * Laugh. *
Remus: I'm out of here. * Trys to walk out. *
Me: Wait for it.
Remus: * Falls from the ceiling. * Ow.
Me: I love learning new spells. * Girning. *
Snape: Ten points to Ravenclaw for learning an advanced spell.
Me: Thank you, sir.
Pansy and Cho: Don't care.
Me: Can I bite them?
Luna: No!
Me: * Huffs and lies down. * What is the fun of being a dog if you can't have fun?
Cedric: I don't know them so... Sink.
Bellatrix Voldemort: We don't care! Can we leave now?!
Me: Oh, come on. One of you wants me to bite them, right?
Neville: * Nods. *
Me: So that's 7 ships and 13 sinks.
( Picture of Sirius with a stick in his mouth annoying Remus. )
Remus: How many times have you done that?
Sirius: Don't know. * Throws his wand. *
Me: * Runs after it and brings it back to him. * Damm it! Stupid stick.
Everyone: * Laughing. *🤣
Me: I can still bite you.
Everyone: * Shuts up. *
Me: Good. Now sorry guys but the rule is you have to kiss.
Sirius: Bad dog. Wow. Never thought I would say that.
Me: * Rolls eyes. * 🙄
Remus: Do you like torturing us?
Me: The joy comes and goes.
Everyone: * Backs away from me. *
Me: Hurt here.
Luna: Good dog. * Pats me on the head and gives me a treat. *
Me: Did you just give me a dog biscuit?
Luna: Maybe.
Neville: * Giggles. *
Me: I am going to eat your shoes for that.
Sirius: Let's got this over with. * Kisses Remus. *
Remus: Gose. 😝
Sirius: Yuck!
Me: Bye bye! * Jumps up and spins the wheel. *
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HP chararcters react to ships!
ФанфикWhat the title says!😱 Takes place in the fifth year. ( All characters besides Lily and James that died got saved Lily and James will be in the book sort of. ) If you want to ship my character with someone just tell me who and come up with a ship na...