Geomione!

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Me: Hermione I am really sorry about this. Today's ship is Geomione.

Hermione: What the fuck? No, sink. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Me: I don't get it either.

Harry: Sink.

Ron: Sink!

Ginny: I want her as a sister-in-law, but only if she marries Ron.

Ron: Not happening.

Me: Time will tell.

Ron: Shut up.

Me:: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up. 😏

All the hall bloods and muggles: * Laughing. *

Fred and George: Where did you learn that?!

Ron: That was hurtful.

Hermione: Watch some muggle movies before you get yourself killed.

Me: Or run over by a train.

Ron: What?

Me: * Facepalms. * Never mind.

Luna: Sink. George might be more leave-headed...

Fred: Hay! No, wait that's true. Carey on.

Luna: But he is still crazy.

George: Yeah, that's true.

Luna: It just wouldn't work. Like Hermione said last time she sees them as brothers.

Neville: Luna is right. Sink.

Me: You always agree with your girlfriend.

Neville: * Blushing. *

Me: Embassressing you is fun.

Neville: * Sighs. *

Fred: Sink. I wouldn't be able to pull pranks and not get caught without him.

George: I'm the brains of this operation.

Me: Why can I see the sorting hat debiting on putting you in Ravenclaw?

George: It was...

Everyone: * Bursts out laughing. *

Draco: Sink.

Pansy and Cho: Don't care.

Me: So that is 12 sinks 0 ships. I wonder if we will get one worth shipping soon. Probably not because the ships are going to get worse after this.

Everyone but me: What do you mean worse?!

( Same pic from before. )

Fred: It's the picture from last time.

Me: You two fucken look alike!

Fred and George: Not true! I'm the better-looking one!

Me: I'm not going to waste my breath.

Hermione: How many more Weasleys am I going to have to kiss before this is over?

Me: * Shuggrs. *

George: I'm going to kill whoever came up with this.

Hermione: Same.

George: * Quickly kisses Hermione. *

Hermione: 😝

George: Disgusting.

Me: * Spins the wheel. *

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