chapter 47: m/n's rizz and kiss

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It was another day for Bonten and everyone was working in their offices.. except for m/n of course.

M/N's POV:

"KAKUCHOOOO!" I slammed open his office door and yelled, I needed help on deciding what I should use my new weapon for.

"what is it n/n." He said in a tired tone.

"I need help on deciding what my new weapon should be used for.." I said happily before I changed it to some lifeless looking creature.

"Should I use it to pluck out eyeballs or teeth? Would it be better if I added poison to them?"

"Oh.. I think the eyeballs would do.." He thought about it. "Putting poison is truly your thing, so you should go for it!"

"Ah! Okay, what level of poison should I use?"

"Level 7-8 maybe since you're plucking their eyes out, it would be a lot more painful to them if you use high level poison."

"Thanks Kakucho, no one wanted to help me since it was way too violent. They act as if we aren't criminals or something." I groaned as I walked over to Kakucho's desk.

"n/n.. go back to work and don't bother me, I have things to do.." The scarred male sighed.

"nah, Kurai is already doing my work. Plus, Im boreddd." I dragged my sentence.

"no I am not committing arson with you."

"PLEASEEE."

"no."

I sighed as I walked behind his desk and got closer to his face. "PLEASEEE."

"NO."

I grabbed his chin and slowly faced it towards me. "Please? I'll do anything.."

I got even closer to his face as he started turning bright red. Teasing Kakucho was one of my favorite things to do since him turning red was the best thing ever.

"n/n.." He said.

"kakucho.."

As I leaned in, I could feel him panicking. Deep down, I was as well.. even though I always teased him. But I just kept going until we were very close. I could feel his warm breath and felt his heart beating, I looked him straight in the eyes before smiling and laughing.

"JUST KIDDING!! HAHA!" I got right on up and laughed knowing damn well I was too scared to go even further, especially without consent.

Kakucho just sat there in shock while being 100% red. "I can't believe you fell for it again! You're too easy!"

silence.

"kakucho?"

silence.

"yo bro you goo—!"

Kakucho stood up quickly, held my face with one hand, pulled me closer by the waist with the other, and straight up french kissed me. My one eye widen at the sudden action.

'WAIT WHAT?!' I thought.

So much was going through my head, I couldn't comprehend. Why was KAKUCHO kissing ME?! Don't tell me he..

Kakucho finally pulled away and stood there looking confused because I froze in place.

"n/n..?"

He then realized what he did. "I AM SO SORRY N/N I DIDN'T KNOW—!"

"shhh! It's fine!" I played it off nicely as if I wasn't on the verge of having some weird ass break down. "Didn't know you were into that stuff!"

"STOPPP!" He turned red again.

"Well, I'll go bother someone else.. bye bye!" I walked out the door and closed it.

I slid down the door and put my hands over my head, I was panicking. Was it my fault for teasing him too much?

'I was only joking.. please don't tell me he... actually fell in love with me..' I thought while having some crisis on the ground.

Thats when I needed to tell Koko about it, so I got up and sprinted to his office. I slammed opened the door just for the haitani's and Koko to blankly stare at me.

"KOKO." I yelled, I looked horrified in a way.

"The hell happened this time." He said looking back down at his computer.

"Bro you look like you just leaped through time or some shit." Ran said as Rindou giggled.

'was that a takemichi reference..?' I thought before shaking my head.

"Koko you won't believe what the hell just happened." I started walking towards his desk.

"Huh? What?" He was still typing on his computer.

"I went to bother Kakucho in his office.." I gave him "the" look as he looked up from his laptop and gasped while his eyes widened.

"Haitani's.. get out." He said.

"Ugh fine... rindou..!" Ran whined as Rindou just dragged his brother out while closing the door behind.

"OKAY.. now tell me everything." Koko stopped doing everything he was doing just to listen to my story.

I sat down and started speaking. "So like I told you, I went to go bother Kakucho right."

"yuh huh."

"And I was teasing him A LOT, I think, while panicking inside.. I always panic when I tease, I think its a disease.."

"No you fucking dumbass, its because you're a pussy."

"SHUT UP. Anyways, I stopped teasing him and said I was joking... UNTIL.."

"UNTIL WHAT???"

"Until he grabbed my chin and my waist, pulled me closer to him and FRENCH kissed me. Once he pulled away, he didn't even realize until a few seconds later.."

"WHAT?????!!!!" Koko said loudly as he covered his mouth.

"I KNOW RIGHT?! DID I SERIOUSLY GO TOO FAR TO THE POINT HE ACTUALLY..."

"I THINK SO..."

"OH MY GOODNESS NOO. HE'S LIKE A LITTLE BROTHER STOP!!" I was being so dramatic, I "passed" out.

"BEST FRIEND???!!!" Koko yelled out. "HOLY SHIT HE'S DEAD!!"

"What the hell is with the yelling??" Takeomi walked in and saw me lying on the ground, "What the HELL happened."

While that was happening, I ended up falling asleep.

"Long story short, kakucho kissed n/n and he passed out cause kakucho MIGHT like him while n/n sees him as a younger brother."

Takeomi choked on his cigarette. "HOLY SH—!"

He was coughing and everything to the point the haitani's came running in and seeing the disaster. "What the hell happened? And why is Takeomi's old ass finally dying??" Ran asked.

"YOU—!" Takeomi coughed. "BITCH!"

"You'll find out later, get Kurai. She handles things better than us." Koko said.

"Alrighty!" Ran threw me over his shoulder and went straight my office where Kurai was. She just finished up my work.

"Sir." She stood up when she saw Ran.

"n/n passed out.. please take him." Ran smiled.

"Yes sir." She took me to the couch and I just laid there.

As Ran walked out the door, Kurai sighed. "It hasn't even been 20 minutes.."

Later, everyone else found out and kept teasing Kakucho for the rest of the month except for Haru. He was giving Kakucho death glares the entire time. And for m/n, he forgot.

to be continued..

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