(discontinued) alluring pain.

chapter 46: easy escape

As you know, last chapter.. Bonten got kidnapped, but didn't take it seriously since it wasn't anything new AT ALL.

M/N's POV:

"I deadass just kidnapped all of you, why aren't y'all taking this seriously??" The boss was HELLA confused.

"Because we do not give a fuck." Mikey said. "The amount of times we've been kidnapped and escaped is more than the amount of dorayaki's I've ate in my ENTIRE life."

"It's so normal, we don't even take this shit seriously anymore."

Then, I broke the chains around me with ease. "These chains are weak as hell." I said as Kurai broke the chains around her as well.

"HOW?!"

"I forgot."

"I don't like believing that n/n is an actual living human being." Koko said with an awkward expression.

"nah for real." Ran said.

"matter fact, where the hell did he even go?" Rindou asked.

"Oh wow, he just sent me a picture of him taking a selfie with dead bodies behind him in the photo." Kurai said with a straight face.

"NAH LET ME SEE." The boss said.

Kurai showed him and he was shocked, "MY MEN ARE ALL DEAD?!"

"And you're about to die as well."

"huh—!"

BANG.

"So that was everyone, lets get going!" I said happily as if I didn't have blood all over me.

Everyone else broke out of their chains and we headed out. "But for real, y'all got a lighter? I need it right now." Takeomi said as he pulled out a cigar.

I tossed him one and he thanked me. Mikey begged me to hold him since he was way too tired to even walk to the cars.

"n/n, carry me."

"Why do I have to do it, asked Haru."

"no, he's weird."

"HEY."

The haitani's started laughing at him.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY STOP. IM NOT EVEN WEIRD."

It went silent as we all stopped and looked at him, even all the other assistants, including mine, gave him a blank stare.

"You say that as if you aren't the highest bitch in the room when we go ANYWHERE." Kakucho sweat dropped.

"He need to leave that dope alone." I said.

"Bro be in a different dimension when he's high." The younger haitani said.

"I wouldn't be surprised if he start floating one day." Takeomi puffed out his cigarette.

"bros gonna become gojo." Koko said.

"SHUT UPPPP."

"Y'all just on his ass." Mikey said with a straight face as if he wasn't tryna laugh.

"Mikey shut up, you're about to laugh your ass off too."

"OKAYYYYY..."

"I wanna watch hunter x hunter again." I said.

"boy you watched that like 57 times already, aren't you tired???"

"I'll keep watching it until the day I stop crying over Gon and Killua's separation."

Kurai just sighed knowing that she had to be the one to provide me food through out the whole series. "Oh my goodness.."

"Koko, watch it with me this time." I said.

"no, I don't wanna watch no anime with you n/n." Koko turned his head while crossing his arms.

"Okay pretty princess."

"STOP."

I picked him up and carried him bridal style while teasing him, I wanted to laugh so bad. "Why, do you have a problem with the nickname pretty princess? You look like one." I winked.

He turned red from the embarrassment. "SHUT UP AND QUICK TEASING ME YOU-!"

Ran covered his mouth.

"Don't worry, I'll save you from distress pretty." I leaned towards his face.

"Is he actually rizzing koko up..?" Takeomi said.

"Nah, just watch."

As I leaned in closer, Koko was turning redder and redder by the second until. "SHUT IT, I'D RATHER GET SAVED BY INUPI!"

He realized what he said and froze.

"And there we have it folks!" I dropped koko. "He's still worried about seishu!"

"Bro moved on from the sister to the brother." Mikey said.
(im jk)

"to be honest, I would of fell for n/n's rizz the moment he carried me in bridal style." Rindou said out loud causing everyone to blankly.

"THAT'S MY HUSBAND???" Haru yelled out.

"Brother, you're gay?" Ran smiled while he questioned.

"NO IM STRAIGHT STOP." Rindou panicked.

"stage one, denial."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP."

"Didn't know someone with the memory of a literal goldfish could actually rizz people up." Takeomi said.

"tell me about it, I remember when kaku—." Ran said before he got cut off

"WE ARE NOT SPEAKING ABOUT THAT." Kakucho turned bright red.

"that was funny as hell, you really thought n/n was gonna kiss you and shit." The older haitani kept going on and on about the situation.

"SHUT UPPP!" Kakucho was just so embarrassed.

"I mean, I could if you want Kaku." I teased.

"M/N HARUCHIYO. SHUT THE FUCK UP."

"yes mo— I mean sir."

SMACK.

to be continued...