Frank: I'm a falcon
Calypso: I'm a maiden-
Leo: No you're not!
Calypso: Fine, I'm a- uh... a... girl.
Piper: No way! Me too.

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Frank: I'm a falcon
Calypso: I'm a maiden-
Leo: No you're not!
Calypso: Fine, I'm a- uh... a... girl.
Piper: No way! Me too.