Announcement from Chiron: If somebody gave you a one use knife, what would you use it for?
Leo: Cutting my steak!
Frank: Shaving my talons.
Hazel: Shaping my gems.
Annabeth: Throwing it underwater.
Percy: Catching Annabeth's knife that was underwater and look cool while going back up to the surface.
Piper: Trading it with Helen of Troy's knife because that old knife is HORRIFYING.
Jason: Stabbing Commodus.
Nico: Giving it to the dead so they can be disappointed when it breaks.
Will: Now that's my boy.
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