Reyna: *Crying* I can't believe I left Camp Jupiter. *Sniffles*
Thalia: Don't worry! At least you won't have to deal with Apollo's hotness!
Apollo: *From the heavens.* I heard that!
Percy: Not again!
Thalia: *Jumps* Where'd you come from?
Percy: I'm your friend, duh.
Reyna: You are his friend?
Thalia: *Blushes* Is that a problem?
Reyna: No.
Percy: Ahh, Hunters. I remember Apollo trying to flirt with them on his bus and then-
Apollo: *Appears.* Shut. Up. Or else I'll personally turn you into a god!
Percy: *Knees are weak* Annabeth will kill me!
Reyna: No she can't.
Percy: Oh yeah.
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