Chiron: Ha ha, remember when a giant broke my legs?
Percy: Oh yeah, and you were like: Oh, that was so embarrassing.
Chiron: Yeah!
Leo: Wait, when?
Percy: During the battle in Camp Half-Blood.
Reyna: You mean the one with us?
Percy: No, the one with Luke.
Annabeth: WAHHHHHHH *Cries*
Percy: *Sighs* She never gets over him.
Piper: Even when you started dating?
Percy: Yeah, I think it's Aphrodite.
Aphrodite: You called?
Percy: Yeah, can you stop making my girlfriend crying her eyes out when I say Luke?
Aphrodite: I told you I would make your love life interesting.
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