Luke: Have you ever wondered why people don't want to eat?
Nico: Because they don't want to.
Luke: No, because they can't, and this is coming from the guy who was homeless, living on the streets. I also died.

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Luke: Have you ever wondered why people don't want to eat?
Nico: Because they don't want to.
Luke: No, because they can't, and this is coming from the guy who was homeless, living on the streets. I also died.