Leo: I'm claustrophobic.
Frank: What does that mean?
Percy: It means that he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Leo: No it doesn't!
Frank: Haha, Leo's afraid of Santa Claus.
Leo: To be fair, I never celebrated a Christmas after my mom died.

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