Percy: Leo, I used to try to drown myself in the bathtub.
Leo: *Looks, wide-eyed*
Percy: I also accidentally peed myself yesterday while trying to kill Annabeth's spider.
Leo: *Jumps with joy* Why are you telling me this?
Percy: Because no one will believe you.
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